He was a hard-headed(!) man, he was brutally handsome, and she was terminally pretty.
She held him up, and he held her for ransom in the heart of the L.A. city.
He had a nasty reputation as a flexible dude....
They said he was ruthless. They said he was crude.
They had one thing in common.....
...they were all good in bed?!?
He'd say "Faster, faster my cup is turning red."
Life in the fast lane....
Circle Jerk and you'll lose your mind.
R U with me so far? mmmmm
Eager for action, and hot for the trail.
The comely attractions,
...Shaggy didn't go to jail.
They knew all the right people....
...he poured all the right drinks.
They threw outrageous parties....
...and his diapers didn't stink!
Out Monday evenings, until it was light.
They were too tired to make it.....
...she was too tired to fight about it.Life in the fast lane.
Surely make you lose your mind.... Especially when the park rangers shut your hash down early.
Cheers to the hares, Waddling Wanker, Whiny Little Cunt and Towering Infern'Ho for a cool trail. And thanks to The Eagles for the misappropriation of their song lyrics.
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