Tuesday, April 14, 2009

4/13/09, #1486, Dueling Ninja Man Ho's in Playa Del Rey

I ain't seen nothing like them.....Chin Ball Wizard, got such a supple, well, hmmmmm....
Here's to the Hares! Chin Ball and the hasher formerly known as Just Sam.


Hashers arrive for a water-crossing, shigfest of a trail - Sparky with Horny Toad

Sticky came on her bike!!! Harlot inquires how she liked the ride.
A little pre-trail hang time.....

.....and refreshment.

SBC wants a juicy box.....

.....Retracted and Shaggy just go for a beer.

She's a Harriette, and she goes down, down, down...... smoking and drinking on trail with Doughnut Ho.

More hashers going down on trail.....

...and through the Balona Creek neighborhood......


......and then across Lincoln and into the wetlands.


About here it was like a walk in the park.....

...but then the Eagles went through a hole in the fence and the shiggy began.

Shiggy Shaggy, Shiggy Shaggy, Oi, Oi, Oi!

BX 1 - or Asscrackistan has found a way to shop on trail?

Bent bends for a beer with Whiny & My Left Foot.
Buster scouts for trail creek side.....
While a huge mosquito lands on my camera .

If you're Moan'N you would have loved this trail, cuz let's just say that drainage ditch and tunnel were full of Fungus........maybe he was one of the 12 or so hashers who went in them on a YBF.

The rest of the pack made it to BX2 above the tunnel where we were greeted by the very nice property manager....I think he may have had a beer or two.... at least sometime in his life.

About here Asscrackistan discovered she had lost her keys, oops.

Then back On In where all the smart hashers changed out of their now reeking of cat piss from the drainage ditch water shoes and socks.

How do you think he does it? What makes them so good? He's a Chin Ball Wizard, there's got to be a co-hare......umm, yeah, Just Sam.

Damian called up our one Returner......

....Thumper, who must have hashed with us a long time ago. Waddling Wanker stood in as GM/RA/whatever since Stock Ho had her baby on Easter. I think the proud parents named him Thee Second Cumming ;-)

Visitors - Doughnut Ho, Wreck-Em, Chin Ball's Mom(!) Cindy, Just Sam, Just Vel, Horny Toad, & Yule Jack Off

There was one second time hasher - Just Danielle. And one New Boot - Just Michael
And there were lots on No Boots - thanks to the hares!



I say, I think this is when Retracted announced the arrival of Thee Second Cumming, or is it X Marked the Twat? Let Us Bray???

Then SOSA gave three glowing Hashshit nominations with her juicy box.

There were all the usual contenders.....

...like Fungus and Shaggy.....

.....VFW and Buster.....

Until we ended up with a 3-way......

...and then some girl on girl......

Waddling stood in for SOSA for the final drink-off, and this weeks wiener is......

Jane Fondle!

He's baaack- The Black N' Blood Comedy Minute starring Almost Perfect Asshole!

Hash Crimes - Buster called up CellUrAss for not exactly falling for his Tunnel of Love line on trail.

I think she may have invoked the Guidelines!

SBC called up the whole Shaggy family.......

...separated at birth??? Shaggy, Just Vel and SOSA...only their hairdresser knows for sure.

Weed got the hares to drink after they admitted they laid the tunnel YBF after hashers had already entered it.

On What decided to entertain the pack with another joke......

......and it was kind of longish.
The Hash Naming Commitee came up with a name for Just Sam.....

Here's to Nancy Queer, he's true blue! Oh, and his full hash name is more of a sentence (in more ways than one).....just ask Bent and Retracted who combined their "talents" to come up with it.

It's all good!


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