Wife to husband: "Hon, if I died would you get married again?"Him: "Well, I guess, sure. You'd want me to be happy wouldn't you?"
Her: "And would you both live in this house?"
Him: "Uh sure, it's a good house."
Her: "And keep our furniture?"
Him: "Of course, it's in fine shape."
Her: Whimper... "And would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Him: "Yep"
Her: "And would you let her use my golf clubs?"
Him: "Oh no, no. She's left-handed."
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