7/21/08, #1447, Homage to the "Mad Man", in Pacific Palisades

Her Virgin Lay! Mao Tse Tonguer, squeezed by Darth Vader and Taco Bob.
A little pre-lubing with the BX beer......
...followed by more pre-lubing when the hash beer arrives.
Darth gives a few instructions from the hare, while Shaved Hairy Krishna looks hot in her Jager t-shirt.
But then the ranger shows up.....

...fortunately he was only there to lock the bathrooms.
The pack left en masse while a few elder statesmen of the hash chatted to the ranger about our "running group".
Pixilated Pussy on Trail !?!
The first part of the trail was an awesome shig-fest, well except maybe for the part with the poison oak.
Then it was back downhill and thru the scrub grass. Has Dr. Mikey been practicing pilates? Look at that posture!

The second half of the trail must have been laid by Darth I-Love-Staircases Vader...cuz there were lots of them. But the views were worth it...okay maybe not this one of Retracted's butt.
Then came a Turkey/Eagle split with a BN pointing to the Eagle trail. Did anyone do the Turkey?
And a beautiful BX it was......Stack O' Man-Ho'z, Hurl Necklace, Retracted, Darth, & RTD
Feeling the effect of the BX....look at all the pretty colors!
Trail went thru an upscale neighborhood with incredible coastal views & lots of mansions. Including one really over-done, ostentatious place with gilded ironwork and naked lady statues...oh yeah, that was the Getty Center. Then it crossed PCH and followed the ocean, eventually going On In.

The Hares Drank for a Not Too Shitty Trail...at least according to me, who had to drink with them for liking the trail, or at least admitting it. Come on, it was a good trail...you all know it!
Homage to the Mad Hashers - Cockodial and Cream Puff drank in remembrance of the Creamy Cock & Ball Hash, which usually starts at this location.
Here's to the Visitors - Veterans of Foreign Whores, Still-et-Ho, Ass Packer from Pennsylvania, and some other hasher from somewhere whose name I can't remember.
This week's New Boot...(can't remember his name either).

Xlax, Stock Ho and Creamy all drank for something....(I really need to pay more attention.)

But who could forget these guys! Returners Taco the Terrible Bob, and Bum Likker, with Xlax, who forgot to show up on time...again.

Xlax....hmmm, which one of these Ho's is Stock Ho?
This weeks Hashshit went to Fuck If I Know (really, that's her name!)
Standing in for Almost Perfect (Dude, please come back soon!!) and the Black N' Blood Comedy Moment, was Cream Puff.
Want to know how China is cleaning up the streets of Beijing before the Olympics? They're clearing them of hashers like these guys, Scratch N' Sniff, Spankee, Mao Tse Tonguer, and Man Man Lay.

7/14/08 Run #1446: El Segundo Bastile Night Hash

The french hares Oedipussy & Bent Penis ready to go

Spanky! Is that DOG Meat you got there?

SID giving LAH3 hash tips to a visitor

StickyFingers & ? pre-lubing

Be very careful when Blojack gives you this look

All smiles before the Bastile storming


Black&Blood(smiley), Hozer, and SID remembering the good old days?

Damian wondering if that hasher gave him the correct amount!

Oedipussy wonders if his teeth will chip eating this

Don't know, but Harlot looks happy

Shaggy Dog telling hasher to stay on her side of fence

Fungus & ShaggyDog all sweat & Tears

Stock Ho! Where's Xlax?

A mother would kill for a son like this (Never Cums)

I don't want to know what Retracted is doing here!

I guess Xlax is telling visitors about the big one that got away?

Looks like they are happy about something

BentPenis & (no it's not 'Ass the other Vagina', but looks like her)

Bent Penis & Hurl Necklace drinking for something

DarthVader, yes those shoes look new.

LAH3 1450 Campout Weak-end "Chill-out in Chileo II"

Hey Campers! The LAH3 1450 "Chill-out in Chileo" is cumming up fast. The regos are flying in (still $49.69 until next LAH3 on Monday 21 July), and it is time to give you some details, and an idea of who's cumming [see below].


So, you say, what do I get? Well, let's start with the BEER--kegs of cold, fresh, local Craftsman microbrew, from Craftsman Brewery in Pasadena. A groovy event T-shirt, designed by Stockho of LAH3. And the trails--3 great trails at 5300 feet, up in the local wooded mountains. Damn the beer tastes good up here! There are basically two "hash central" locations for the weekend. One is the Coulter Group Camp campsite, which holds 50+ hashers--the second is "Newcombs Ranch", the local biker-bar out on the winding Highway 2. This is where we will have a secondary keg tapped all weekend for hashers.



{It is important to note that food is not included in the weekend, so you should either bring camp-food to cook over the fire or your camp stove, or plan on going to Newcomb's Ranch (pictured above) for several of your meals--great breakfasts, lunch & dinner. }

Ok, so WHO's CUMMING? (so far...with 3 weeks to go...)

• Rump Bumper
• Ass The Other Vagina
• 4H
• Heinekey
• Just Say No To Crack
• {little "Heine-Crack"}
• Cell Your Ass
• Golden Globes
• Fluff Her
• Comes In Pairs
• Jackmie Auff
• CreamPuff
• Ballwasher
• Oedipussy
• Cock o' Dial Done Me
• Cocksucker
• Just Sean
• Bent Penis
• Penguin
• FRB
• Monty "The Mont-ster"
• Blows My Mind
• Horse's Ass
• Stock Ho
• XLAX

So clear the weekend of August 8-10 on your calendars, and get ready to chill out in the local mountains with LAH3. Next post we'll tell you more about the trails and the hares....

On On, CreamPuff & Ballwasher

7/7/08, #1445, Play'N Up in Playa del Rey

Here's to the hare! Cockodial Done Me...mapping out her trail.

But first she admires Pollywood's scar.....or is that a tattoo?
Hozer says: While you're down there, I've got something you can check out.
The LAH3, still only 4 bucks!
Hashers mill about before trail.....
...and then the walkers take off with the hare.

True trail off the first check went behind some shops, crossed Culver Blvd., and then went up a staircase between apartment buildings.
More uphill....
...followed by some going down.
New hashing territory! Trail went thru a new housing development which overlooks the Ballona Wetlands.
Hashers stayed on trail....

....but kind of wished they were going through the shiggy....okay, so it's a protected environment.

Hey Jesus, show Cockodial your scar!
This overlook would have made for an excellent Beer Check....
...but we hashed into Tower pizza instead. Note the guy in front, is he counting on his fingers how many beers he had? He's not even a hasher.....so he can count.
Fungus, Jackmieauff, Iggy, Horse's Ass, & Sin-D-Bear.

Back On In - Triple InPut, Fistful of Cock, Visitor Dick Long & Prosper, & Beaver Fever
Cockodial drinks for an excellent lay, again.
And the visitor prospered with a down, down.
The Cock Family, with a Polly-woody
New Boots Just Chad and Just Aaron, with the guys who made them cum, Strokin' in the Boyz Room and Finger My Anus (no wonder!)

After many years, Pollywood has skillfully figured out how to pick up women....cut yourself with a skill saw. Oh, and Asscrackistan gave him a Hashshit nomination for it.
Waddling Wanker was nominated for thinking that drinking out of the Penguin Hashshit would be pretty cool.Which Sticky Fingers thought was pretty funny, until she got nominated too.
Sin-D-Bear looked pretty happy as he presented Damian with his lost towel, shorts and tighty whities, found by Sin-D in the bushes at Elysian Park after the Full Moon Baseball Hash.

But then, boomerang! The Hashshit nomination went to Sin-D for being in said bushes in a known gay pick-up park. Ooops! Oh, and Damain sez that Tweedle has washed his undies many times!

We now break to recognize that both Long Beach H3 GM's were at the LA hash.

Back to the Hashshit....a drink off between Waddling Wanker and Sin-D-Bear, which W' Wanker soooo won!
The pack, in total disbelief, sends up it's best known drinker, Bent Penis, for another drink off. Wanker wins again! We're not worthy, we're not worthy!
Another fantastic, incredible hash...which the park security guard cut off way too soon.

6/30/08, #1444, Making It On-On the Eastside, Man

Here's to the Hare, SID, and her ass-istant, Hozer.

Do these hashers have gas!?! They must since they drove all the way to Monterey Park....Damian the AntiChrist, Bendover, Satan's Butt Crack, & Shaved Hairy Krishna.
Old School Hashers - Bull, Shit, Hozer, Butter Buns, First to Go Down, & V-8
A few instructions from the hare: There will be one Beer Check. There will be several Turkey/Eagle splits. There will be a check about every 500 yards...and there was, but it was still a fine trail thru virgin shiggy.
The walkers took off with the hare.
See More Buns helped bring up the rear.

As hare-less wankers, Gives Good Head & Shoulders, V-8, and Bull search for trail.
True trail followed a power line greenbelt and then entered a small park - Just Eugene & the soon to be re-named Just Snow.
Then First to Go Down wasn't exactly first to go up these stairs.
Where's the BX? The not yet potted - Just Julie, Darth Vader, and Head & Shoulders
About here the pack caught up with the wankers....with a Turkey/Eagle split just around the corner.

The Eagle went up....
...while the turkeys headed towards Mt. Trashmore.
Retracted found a little lovin' on trail with Stock Ho & Shaved Hairy.....
...which gave him a sweaty heart-on.

After the BX, Stock Ho went down, under a fence.
Then trail went through another plant nursery, over a fence or two and had about 15 checks....
...which didn't bother Marquis de Sade at all.
Ladies man Retracted ass-ists Spankee and Snow under another fence.
Cheers! it was an awesome trail - Marquis, IdidARod, Stillet-Ho, & Blojak.

Half-minds at the Hash Naming Committee - Dutch Boy, Hard In the Saddle, Pillsbury Blow Boy, Shaved Hairy, Damian and Xlax.

Here's the last known photo of Just Lynette before her hash naming, with that Whiny Little Cunt, WLC.

But first, here's to the hare!
Is this the Foothill Hash, or the Returners? Finger, Butter Buns, V-8, See More, First to Go Down, Corn Hole Hussie, and Xlax.
Shining a light on the New Boots - Just Eugene & Just Rhett

A Rare Occurrence - last weeks Hashshit "winner" and the actual Hashshit made it to the hash! Darth gave three lame nominations, followed by a few more.
Of course the only harriette nominated, Stillet-Ho, "won" in a drink off.
After hashing for about a year, Darth Vader's lovely wife Snow finally got named...Mao Tse Tonguer. Aren't you glad you waited for that?
Well the pack liked it.
Henceforth Just Lynette will be known as Towering Infern-Ho. Another Ho sista'!!!!

Stock Ho bestowed hash tags on besot hashers.
Definition: Besot - muddled with drunkenness....I'm just sayin'...
Stick Bite filled in for the Black N' Blood Comedy Minute. Ummm, Almost Perfect, could you come back to the hash soon, please?
All the Ho's were called up by Bent for some muddled, besotted reason - Corn Ho-le, Stock Ho, Stillet-Ho, Towering Infern-Ho, Pot Ho & Hozer. Note to Harlot, the Ho's so want to do a Ho Hash. Let us know if you have Space Available (cuz we want to do him too?!?)
Darth kind of sort of wanted to changed Mao Tse Tonguer's name, too bad.

Some things never change, like Retracted and Bent getting a hash crime.
The hash was graced by the presence of a celebrity, the reigning Miss Randsberg!
Note to 2nd time LA Hasher Just Julie, I'm not questioning your choice of new hash friends, well okay, maybe I am....
Seeing as how we were in Monterey Park, Spankee and SID played a little mah-jong.
Hangin' after the hash - Stilett-Ho, Shaved Hairy, SBC, Stock Ho, and basically the rest of the pack.

6/23/08, #1443, Get Gombay Smashed with Two Calyps-Ho's in Venice Beach

And the Hares! And the hairs of their dicky-di-does were covered in goo....or was that flour from a little pre-laying? Pot Ho & Stock Ho
Pre-lubing Hashers - Beer Czar Retracted with Double Dribble, Sucks On Trail & Golden Globes
Strokin' In The Boyz Room sez that his next vacation will be in Key West, or is that West Hollywood?
One Nut - Let's hope he's just working on his tan.

Damian The AntiChrist - The perfect children's role model
Best Buds - Cockodial & Moan'N F*cker (thanks Moan N' for taking the pics this week!)Ship Shape - Pabst Smear Ribbon, Sucks On Trail, & Stillet-HoThe start of trail with Pull It Out, GG, and JackMieAuff
Mutiny of the Booty!?!
...and a little more Ass.
Picture perfect hashing thru the canals of Venice.
Stillet-Ho strikes a pose.
Two Accidental Tourists (we miss you AT!), S-Ho and Pabst Smear

Maple Queef
Visitor Chip Off the Old Twat followed by a Shaggy Dog
Hashers - Bringing it On On!
New Boot Lin, IDidARod, Kataldo, and the leg of RTD.

Hashers drink the "Kool-Aid" at the first drink check, on the beach.
Two Bears - Titty & Sin-D
Man, Man, Xlax, S-Dog, and Visitor Twat Do I Smell
Never Comes, who came, and Fungus
Back on Trail Along the Strand - PSR & the formerly just an event hasher, Just Lynette

Shaggy wanted a Sea Breeze....

....but got the second drink check instead.

It was on the patio of our wonderful hosts, the Just's (roomies anyway), Heather and Jason

Fungus, Pot Ho and Asscrackistan
Assy with Moan N', Cockodial, & Just Aiden
Waddling Wanker
Venice Body Art
Tight Chicken and New Boot Just Dragan
Another New Boot, Just Mandy, brought by Bush Baby
Cream Puff and Detachable - Going Places

Looks like Creamy really did have to go...
Back On In, Tight Chicken goes all European on us, with his Vespa and cropped t-shirt.
A Few Visitors...Twat Do I, and his daughter, Man, Man, and Lord F.
Returners - Big Boobs, Deep Stroke, Bush Baby, LowerMyBalls.com, Upchuck, & Golden Globes
The Newbies with their Down Down

IDidA Rod stood in for Dr. Mikey, who was to stand in for Squish as the reigning HashShit. Hey, isn't that Mikey standing right there?
Fungus actually had a good nomination.
But the winner was Asscrackistan, who stood in for Darth Vader (or is that Penguin?), who thought that too much beer was served by Retracted before trail. Hashshit!
Cream Puff was called up for once again smacking the ass of a Cockodial look-a-like on trail, this time a civilian.
We then proceeded with a blind-folded butt test. Can he grassp the real Cockodial?

He felt that his spouse Ballwasher was Cockodial....wise choice.
Then, ZZ Top Knot acted like an Almost Perfect Ass, with the Black N' Blood Comedy Minute.
Some Non-Hashing Hashers blew off the trail - Blows My Mind and Horses Ass (just cuz it's your birthday, that's no excuse.)
A belated bestowing of the Cock & Bull Ballz Award to Sin-D-Bear - left over from the Running of the Bullshit.
A Lucky 69 hashers were at this weeks hash - awesome!

6/17/08, #1442, Marquis de Sade's Birthday in Beverly Hills Hash

Here's to the hare! Marquis de Sade

JackmieAuff helps SID suck it dry...
Slow Entry and Sum Dumb Guy stop by with their new little sucker, Lance.

Does this shot look posed? Retracted, Spankee, Lickity (she's pregnant too!), Horse's Ass, visitor Man Man Lai, & Smokey and the Hand Job

Okay, but this one isn't....hashers calm their pre-trail jitters.
Harlot's now a starlet as she and JackMieAuff pose for tourists on trail.

For the rest of the pack, the trail wound around an exclusive residential area.
Maybe a map of star homes would have been helpful in solving the checks that were on practically every corner.
Checking Uphill
Hashers - A little dim

Checking Downhill
Finally this check was solved.

The Eagles make it into the BX.....

...which was by the home where Sharon Tate was murdered. Nice.

Then we ran around more hills and ended up in the little triangle park near the Beverly Hills hotel.
There was one visitor - Man Man Lai from the Berkley Hash

Returners - Circuit, Scratch N' Sniff, Sherry Trifle, Lief Garret You Idiot, Just Carlos, and Lickity Split
New Boots - Just Jason, and Just Janica, who was brought by Shaggy Dog
There were many Hashshit nominations - like how Marquis tried to get new personal injury business for his law firm by laying trail on narrow, hilly, sidewalk-less roads which rich celebs speed thru in their sports cars.
Or how Smokey and the Hand Job fell in the gutter, again, during the Running of the Bullshit Hash.
Roomies Squish and HITS nominated each other for something.

There was a 3-way drink off which Squish won for Dr. Mikey. I'm sure she was relieved to unburden her chest like that.
That Ass, Horse's, recycled one of Almost's jokes for the Black N' Blood Comedy Minute.
Mikey and Retracted could not understand why they received a hash crime for sipping Gran Marnier with expensive call girls in the Polo Lounge instead of hashing trail.
Shaggy drank for something....as usual.
Bent was pleased to bring Penguin to this weeks trail.