May 29, 2009 - H5 lets get drunk!

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Almost Perfect's Comedy Minute

Some hillbillies were discussing their families;

First hillbilly: "My wife is so dumb she bought a washer and dryer, and we don't even have electricity."

Second hillbilly: "Yeah, but my wife is so dumb she bought a dishwasher, and we don't even have running water."

Third hillbilly: "That's nuthin' - MY wife is so dumb I looked in her purse and found three condoms, and she doesn't even have a dick!"

May 25, 2009 - #1492 - Columbus got drunk and sailed his boat

This was a GREAT Mamorial day hash in Valencia.

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New Feature I'm trying out: Hashers from all galleries Today's Hash

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Almost Perfect's Comedy Minute

On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!'

The teacher looked at little Larry's records and told him to please take his seat.

Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up again and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in the third grade!'

Larry did this a few more times before the principal came along and the teacher explained Larry's problem. The principal and the first grade teacher told little Larry that if he could answer some questions that they could decide in which grade he belonged. Well, they soon discovered that Larry knew all the state capitals and country capitals that the principal could think of.

The teacher suggested they try some biology questions... 'What does a cow have 4 of but a woman has only 2?' asked the teacher.

'Legs!' Larry immediately replied. "What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't?' asked the teacher.

'Pockets!' said Larry.

The teacher looked at the principal, who said, 'Maybe he should be in third grade, I missed those last two questions!'

5/19/09, #1491 - Shaggy and Dung f*ck up the same hash again

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LA Hashers crash the Bay to Breakers' Crash Hash

Hi Everyone!

This is my first post as the official new Hash Flash. You might notice quite a few more boobs. Enjoy!



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Thank you PotHo for the last 3 years of Blogging, I hope to make you proud.

--Stack

The Pot'Ho era is over (sob)

So Pot Ho's had enough. Shazbat! Easy to understand tho - she's done an incredible job as hash flash, and inventing all those funny captions for each pic ain't easy, believe me.

Well done Babe!

This Is The End

Hey Hashers - It's the tail end as my time as Hash Flash/ LAH3 Blogger. My fav man-ly ho', Stack, will be taking my place....and keeping the blog in the Ho Family! I think he'll be making the blog a group effort and so will maybe be looking for a little ass-istance.

Find out how you too can help out the LAH3 at our upcoming Bored Meeting: Wednesday, May 20th, at the new home of Xlax and Stock Ho, 3955 Inglewood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90066
6:30 pre-lube (bring beer and $5?)
7:30'ish meeting


(Okay, so that's not me in the photo, butt thanks to my ass double for getting me out of a sticky situation.)

5/11/09, #1490, Hair Band Head Banging, Cold Water Canyon

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Almost Perfect's Comedy Minute

The happy couple was enjoying their wedding night, when the bride came out of the bathroom with her robe on. Hubby says "OK, we're married now, you can drop the robe."

So she does, and he's awe struck. "I cant beleive how beautiful you look. Can I take your picture?"

She says "Sure, I guess," so he does. "What are you going to do with that picture?" she asks.

"I'll keep it with me always, right next to my heart."

Later, he comes out of the bathroom with a robe on, and she says "OK, fair's fair - now it's your turn to drop the robe." So he does.

She says "Can I take your picture?" He says OK, and she takes a picture.

"Now, what will YOU do with that?" he asks.

"Have it enlarged!"

5/4/09, #1489, Cuatro de Mayo.....in Montrose

Taco, Burrito, It's Almost Cinco do Mayo! Here's to the hares - Dr. Mikey and Harlot

Hog Wild - My Left Foot
Beer Meister Retracted keeps a close watch on the beer......

.....as hashers line up for a little prelube.

Debbie Does Dingos and SID discuss the finer points of hashing, as if there are any.

Chalk Hawk - One Nut

There were a few words from the hares......

....butt.....

...How many hashers understand just a little? No comprende, it's a riddle!?!

New Boot Just Jessalyn

Thanks to that man ho, Stack, for taking this weeks pics! They so don't blo, jack.

An Almost Perfect start to the trail - straight uphill off of a check.

I don't think they know about the check part....yet.

Cresting the hill - VFW and Phallus In Pornoland

Then another tough check by a stack o' bee hives.

Blojak - feeling stung?
Moving fast - hashers in a blurr.....

....even Pot Ho????

After the shig, trail became a street run, passing by Descanso Gardens.
Then we crossed the freeway.....

.....and it was On In to the BX.We had margaritas!
Very Tasty.........and salty too.

Yeah, really, we liked the drinks!

So then we went up and down a bunch of streets, without more hare provided refreshment, making some of us wish for a New Life....or at least to Get A Life.

Blojak and Phallus are all smiles while Nancy Queer goes for a beso?

Stack - beso con lengua???

Nancy, not so Queer......

....and totally flexible.

Muchos gracias to the Hares!

Time for Down Downs

Visitor Man-Scaper from Sandy Egg-Ho

Returner - Fluff'Her, who was flying solo

New Boot Jessalyn was brought by Squish and HITS

And it was Incest Princess's first time hashing LA with her new hash name.

Reigning Hashshit - Retracted

There were plenty of decent nominations, but his weeks wiener was......

....Shaggy. What's up with all the pleather, dude?

Damian and Pot Ho drank for needing a life: hashing four days in a row - Kernville, Randsberg and LA.

Chin Ball called up Nancy Queer for leaving him.
Hot Tamales - SOSA, Just Jessalyn, Squish and Tissue Tits

The cult of Shaggy continues. We soooo need to name Just Vel before he suffers an identity loss. Or before Long Beach does :-)

And speaking of naming, Just Jessica wore a Heinz 57 t-shirt to the hash and will henceforth be known as Pound My Bottom. Baby got back! Does that make her boyfriend Sir Dix-A-Lot?

Adios