5/4/09, #1489, Cuatro de Mayo.....in Montrose

Taco, Burrito, It's Almost Cinco do Mayo! Here's to the hares - Dr. Mikey and Harlot

Hog Wild - My Left Foot
Beer Meister Retracted keeps a close watch on the beer......

.....as hashers line up for a little prelube.

Debbie Does Dingos and SID discuss the finer points of hashing, as if there are any.

Chalk Hawk - One Nut

There were a few words from the hares......

....butt.....

...How many hashers understand just a little? No comprende, it's a riddle!?!

New Boot Just Jessalyn

Thanks to that man ho, Stack, for taking this weeks pics! They so don't blo, jack.

An Almost Perfect start to the trail - straight uphill off of a check.

I don't think they know about the check part....yet.

Cresting the hill - VFW and Phallus In Pornoland

Then another tough check by a stack o' bee hives.

Blojak - feeling stung?
Moving fast - hashers in a blurr.....

....even Pot Ho????

After the shig, trail became a street run, passing by Descanso Gardens.
Then we crossed the freeway.....

.....and it was On In to the BX.We had margaritas!
Very Tasty.........and salty too.

Yeah, really, we liked the drinks!

So then we went up and down a bunch of streets, without more hare provided refreshment, making some of us wish for a New Life....or at least to Get A Life.

Blojak and Phallus are all smiles while Nancy Queer goes for a beso?

Stack - beso con lengua???

Nancy, not so Queer......

....and totally flexible.

Muchos gracias to the Hares!

Time for Down Downs

Visitor Man-Scaper from Sandy Egg-Ho

Returner - Fluff'Her, who was flying solo

New Boot Jessalyn was brought by Squish and HITS

And it was Incest Princess's first time hashing LA with her new hash name.

Reigning Hashshit - Retracted

There were plenty of decent nominations, but his weeks wiener was......

....Shaggy. What's up with all the pleather, dude?

Damian and Pot Ho drank for needing a life: hashing four days in a row - Kernville, Randsberg and LA.

Chin Ball called up Nancy Queer for leaving him.
Hot Tamales - SOSA, Just Jessalyn, Squish and Tissue Tits

The cult of Shaggy continues. We soooo need to name Just Vel before he suffers an identity loss. Or before Long Beach does :-)

And speaking of naming, Just Jessica wore a Heinz 57 t-shirt to the hash and will henceforth be known as Pound My Bottom. Baby got back! Does that make her boyfriend Sir Dix-A-Lot?

Adios