3/24/08 - #1430 - Cock/Slot Trot Thru Culver City

Pre-trail, hashers grumble about the lack of hares, and more importantly, BEER!
The hares, Fistful of Cock & Dry Slot, arrive in style. The hares leave right on time. Dr. Mikey inspects his hand as if he knew he was going to gash it on trail. So how's the emergency room at 10 p.m. on a Monday, Mikey?
Saralegal explains hash marks to some New Boots.

The beer arrives. Big Pete and reigning Hashshit SOSA take off on trail. All's good.
Just Brandon speeds by the walkers, who had cleverly broken the first check.
The rest of the pack catches up.
Scratch and Sniff of the LBH3 and Juggles His Balls.
The trail goes up thru some urban shiggy. And then really up....which Pollywood kept comparing to climbing the Great Wall of China. Not having been there, I now feel like I don't have to go...
The second check was a total mother to break, especially since the sun was setting and the hares weren't exactly using fistfuls of flour.
After the third check the trail went down a steep ravine. Hmmm, will these New Boot girls go down?
After about 4 miles we made it to the first Beer Check in Hahn Park, which 4H thought was a pretty good thing.

Then after about another 2 miles we made it to the 2nd BX at Dry Slot's gare-age, off of some motorway.
2 miles later it was On In. Trail motto - Do or Die!?!

We had 7 New Boots!!!!!!!

Most of the visitors drank - Scratch N' Sniff, ATOV, BenDover, & 4H. Pillsbury examined a pole.
The Returners - Lief Garret You Idiot, ScienceTits & Shaggy Dawg

Shaggy & Waddling Wanker had a Hashshit drink off. Wanker was the winner, or would that be loser....
That asshole Juggles stood in for Almost Perfect and the Black & Blood Comedy Moment.......and the crowd thought it was good.
Stick Bite gave a New Boot a down down, and we actually think she may return to the hash!
IDidARod drinks for admitting that he sings hash songs in the shower...Dinah Won't You Blow Me!?!

3/17/08, #1429, Blojak's St. Patty's Trail, Air Meshka Ar Ar...That's Irish for Moonlit YBF's

Hare Blojak with his Lovely New Boot Beer Bitch
Going for the green....Damian the Anti-Christ & Lil' Dipper
One Nut, don't ever change....well unless it's in the trunk of your car.

ZZ Top Knot helps SOSA with some pre-trail hashshit additions .....and hey, she got Hashshit again this week!!! We love you SOSA, really.
Dr. Mikey amuses the pack before the hare takes off.
And speaking of the hare, Blojak really shined....or at least his head did :-)
Blojak sez that there will be two drink checks, yeah! He fails to mention that there will also be two 1/4 mile YBF's, oh well...
Pot Ho really did get f**ked on trail....at least by this YBF.

There's no stopping SBC.
They're so on....Harlot, Jackmieauff, SOSA (with the Hashshit), & Stock Ho.
At the first Beer Check - Sticky Fingers, Stock Ho and Marquis de Sade.
Xlax and Stock Ho, in the dark, on trail.
Harlot climbs into the 2nd Beer Check (which was really an Irish whiskey check)......

...and is rewarded with a shot in the dark.
Circle up for down downs!
The cups are ready, so Blojak drinks for a SHI-TTY TRAIL.
Returners - Little Dipper, Stick Bite & RTD
Damian & Jackmieauf celebrate their birth-daze.

3/10/08 - Hash 1428, First Monday Night '08 Trail

Some brooding hashers, waiting for the brew to arrive....Dr. Mikey, Saralegal, Head & Shoulders, 4H, & Big Pete.
Sticky Fingers, Wobbling Wanker, and Just Jean

And the Hare!...CockoDial Done Me
Long lost hashing buddies....Flipper, Cockodial, and Nut Cutter
The Hare takes off ???
Hashers in a haze on trail, probably due to the incredible number of checks.
Flipper and ZZ Top Knot, looking pleased about breaking a check before the rest of the pack.

Spankee looking refreshed at the BX.
WW sips a BX mojito.
Juggles and Just Tim
Back at the start, the hare drinks.
And so do the visitors, Head & Shoulders, 4H, and Seaman.

The returners drink too (or is that two).....Just Tim, Flipper, & Nut Cutter.
We picked up this guy on trail. Welcome to the Hash!
Saralegal & ZZ drink for something to do with an ass-crack.
As the reigning Hashshit, Sara turns in his friends.
Creamy tries to give him a hand.

Dr. Mikey is nominated for a fallen rocket, or was that space debris?
Hashers with long attention spans?
Meanwhile, FRB rides the wild thing.
Just Mina gets a down down from Damian. Cream Puff almost chips in.
And the Hashshit goes to SOSA. (Note- she's already tricked Yak In The Box into taking it.)