Pre-trail, hashers grumble about the lack of hares, and more importantly, BEER!
The hares, Fistful of Cock & Dry Slot, arrive in style. 
The hares leave right on time. Dr. Mikey inspects his hand as if he knew he was going to gash it on trail. So how's the emergency room at 10 p.m. on a Monday, Mikey?
Saralegal explains hash marks to some New Boots.
The beer arrives. Big Pete and reigning Hashshit SOSA take off on trail. All's good.
Just Brandon speeds by the walkers, who had cleverly broken the first check.
The rest of the pack catches up.
Scratch and Sniff of the LBH3 and Juggles His Balls.
The trail goes up thru some urban shiggy.
And then really up....which Pollywood kept comparing to climbing the Great Wall of China. Not having been there, I now feel like I don't have to go...
The second check was a total mother to break, especially since the sun was setting and the hares weren't exactly using fistfuls of flour.
After the third check the trail went down a steep ravine. Hmmm, will these New Boot girls go down?
After about 4 miles we made it to the first Beer Check in Hahn Park, which 4H thought was a pretty good thing.
Then after about another 2 miles we made it to the 2nd BX at Dry Slot's gare-age, off of some motorway.
2 miles later it was On In. Trail motto - Do or Die!?!
We had 7 New Boots!!!!!!!
Most of the visitors drank - Scratch N' Sniff, ATOV, BenDover, & 4H. Pillsbury examined a pole.
The Returners - Lief Garret You Idiot, ScienceTits & Shaggy Dawg
Shaggy & Waddling Wanker had a Hashshit drink off. Wanker was the winner, or would that be loser....
That asshole Juggles stood in for Almost Perfect and the Black & Blood Comedy Moment....
...and the crowd thought it was good.
Stick Bite gave a New Boot a down down, and we actually think she may return to the hash!
IDidARod drinks for admitting that he sings hash songs in the shower...Dinah Won't You Blow Me!?!
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