GAL Hash - What happened to the WeHo Drag Races?

WeHo cancelled the drag races and didn't tell anyone. So the contestants and news media came anyway and held an impromptu race
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10-27-07 Thee Not So Flat Itty Bitty Titty Trail

I.B.T. C. Hares - RTD, Pot Ho, Asscrackistan and 1st Period. Where's Harlot!?!

"I said knothead, not, not head, you damn fool."Coming in to the first Beer Check - Squish, Blojak and Ganga Man.
Feeling girlie on trail - Lickety & SquishOne Nut and Dumb Balls avoid a hash smash on Silver Lake Blvd. The hares have slippery nipples!

Drink it down, down, down.
The GM's have slippery nipples too.
Titty Bear goes for the Cream.
Babes on Trail
"Mom, these look familiar."

Suck It Dry!?!
Two of SBC's bitches. Where's Just Michelle?
Visitors - Lickety Split, Circuit, and Ganga Man cleverly disguised as Blojak.
Returners - Just Michelle, Stick Bite and RTD
Titty displays the Jizzmark beer holder action figure.

Cream Puff takes Hashshit for bringing said action figure to the hash. What's up between him and Jizzy anyway?"I think I'll strap him to the shaft of the plunger..."
Damian with a hash crime for Missing Dick and Finger in the Dyke...
...but wait, there's more.

Full house at the On On On.

10/20/07 - A Pickled Haring

And the hares.....Saralegal & Darth Vadar


Harlot shows off her vanity, tag.

Flouncer is another hasher with vanity.

Creamy, I guess it's not just a girly thing.

Yes, there was a beer check with ice cold Stella, but only 5 hashers found it. The walkers so rule!

Darth Vadar shows how pickled a hare can be...especially when he's left with a case of Stella.

Creamy Puff notes the merits of the trail, or should I say the lack there of.

New Boots Drea, Mark, Norman & Taffy (hey, she's hashed with us before!)Licking up New Boot beer spillage.

Visitors Loose Dick from the Southern Comfort H3, & 4H from the LBH3.

Okay, so this was prior to the trail...but a group of hashers ran the Mud Run before the trail and one of them threw up his pre-run breakfast of beer and a fried egg sandwich during the course. Let's just say it wasn't a pretty site, or sound, and it kind of slowed the whole team down. Titty Bear, yeah it was him, only escaped garnering yet another Hashshit due to the overall shittiness of today's trail.Just Dave will henceforth be know as LowerMyBallz.com.

Almost A Perfect comedy moment.

10/6/07 - Hey Jak, Your Trail Kinda Blows. Bendover & Give Us 20...and We're Not Talking About More Miles!

Blojak & Dr. Mikey try not to scratch SBC's truck as they down some pre-trail brew.

Bun Hugger explains to Bendover the finer points of laying trail...and how she thought this trail lacked them.

Magnify this photo. Then see the little black spot? And the little orange one? Those are hashers on the eagle trail.

Damian The AntiChrist, you pointed.

Pollywood claims he is just enjoying the scenery with Squish and Bun Huggers.

ZZ Top-Knot, down in the gutter, again.

Hashers and storm sewers...yes!

The fence hugged her buns.

And the hares...Blojak and Bendover.

Bendover helps Just Taffy celebrate her first LAH3 trail, along with Blojak's kid, Just Blake. Okay, and Jackmieauff too.

Hmmm, now that Inbred has left, has the GM gotten taller?

Oedipussy fills in as GM, which even Just Monty finds pretty funny....

...especially since he likes ladies clothing.

Finger, Dutch, and an industrial sized sex toy!?!

Bendover with yet another female crotch neck-warmer.

Hashfest - September 29, 2007 The Ultimate Test of A Hashers Beer Gaming Mettle, and A Celebration of LAH3's 1400th Hash

Hey Hashers, thanks so much for a super fun time at Hashfest! Here are a few photos by Ballwasher, Butt Dart and Just Aleesa.....more to follow soon.

About the Teams - The overall whiners were The Polygamist Dream Team: Oedipussy, Nipple Schnitzle, CockRider, Detachable Penis, & Numb Nutz. Plus they hared the trail. (And we promise, we did not let them win just cuz they hared for us.)

2nd Place - NOMAM - National Organization of Men & Alcoholic Maniacs: Golden Globes, Fluff'Her, Penguin, Just Jay, & Just Eddie

Here are photos of some of the other teams...

Bavarian Bangers

The Beer Hunters

E=MC Hammered Saint Paulie Girlz Marine Team

The first game was an upside down chug, and it must have really sucked since there are no photos of it. The next game, at BX 2, was a squat & beer balancing game called Muffin Man.

At BX 3 we played Das Booty, a boot throw through your legs relay race.

BX 4 had everyone's favorite, Dizzy Sticks.

All of this was followed by a little more trail and the on-after party at the VFW.