1/26/08 - #1421 - The Do You Go Verdugo Hash, Hares: Sin-D-Bare, Got Milk, & Kenny G-Spot

Here are a few pic's provided by Got Milk


Kenny marks the Turkey/Eagle split.

Shiny Happy People...Laughing...
Blojak, That's Not My Johnson, Cream Puff
Feeling Blue ..... Xlax, Spankee, Sin-D-Bear
The LA GM's get down and dirty.
Finger and a bunch of guys!?!

Shortcutter's Haiku

Shortcutting is good.

But I give up on this one...

Wait, isn't that trail?

LAH3 2007 Hashing Stats

Here's something for the anally inclined, thanks to Damian the Anti-Christ.

The Top 20 In LA Hash Atten-dunce for 2007:
1. Dr. Mikey - 48 hashes...Get a life!!!
2. Damian - 47....(anti)Christ Almighty!
3. Pot Ho - 44....oops, that's me :-)
4. Retracted - 42...he'll never see that age again
5. Almost Perfect Asshole - 41...ditto
6. (tie) Jackmieauff; Saralegal - 40
7. Hard In The Saddle - 38
8. (tie) Satan's Butt Crack; Spankee Yankee - 35
9. Xlax - 32
10. Hash Harlot - 31
11. (tie) Stock Ho; Black N' Blood, aka, Smiley; Pollywood - 29
12. Rodney Queen - 28
13. Blojak - 26
14. (tie) Bent Penis; FRB, aka, Fergus Amungus; Golden Globes; Slippery Mons - 25
15. (tie) Srokin' In the Boyz Room; Titty Bear - 24
16. (tie) Bum Likker; Marquis de Sade - 23
17. (tie) Fluff-Her; One Nut; RTD - 22
18. ZZ Top Knot - 21
19. (tie) Just Noah; Penguin; Sin-D Bare - 20
20. (tie) Darth Vader; Stick Bite - 19

And we're wondering why we can't keep New Boots!

And apparently the reason we didn't name I-Did-A-Rod I-Did-A Hash is because he only did 13 of them. But that's better than the LA hasher with the worst attendance, Tits or Treats, who only did 4 hashes....but then she did move to England in March (and we still miss her).

1/19/08 - LAH3 #1420 - The Silver Lick Love Romp, aka, Sum Dumb Trail I-Did

Here's to the Hares - Sum Dumb Chick & I-Did-A-Rod

Meeting of the (Half) Minds - No Douchey & Blojak

A-Rod explains there will be 2 Beer Checks!!

Dude, let's see how strong your liver is after trail.
Umm, No Douchey, I'm not so sure the lack of alcohol in your diet has rid you of the beer belly....yet.
Stock Ho charges up the first of many hills.

The pack goes up....
...& then Dr. Mikey, lowermyballs.com & Shaggy Dog go down.
The first of many staircases.

Okay, let's back up here... at the start, Trail Master Hard In The Saddle left some masterful marks....

....while on trail, the hares left some confusing ones. Right, Rub-Her-Dingy, lowermyballs & Mikey?
But the pack made it to the first BX.

Howdy and Pot Ho share hash fashion tips (wear a hat on a sunny day!), while Blojak and Howdy share a BX beer.
Not much happened on the 2nd leg of the trail, but BX 2 rocked at the Silver Lake Lounge.

Screw Cap gives it the thumbs up.

While Damian almost repents and goes for salvation.
Land Ho, SID & SOSA climb the Laurel and Hardy stairway, and it didn't exactly feel like the stairway to heaven.

The hash loves our Munch Mistress, Jackmieauff.
And we think our Haberdasher, Stock Ho, is pretty cute, too.
Ganga Man chats up the Asian ladies.
64 hashers hung out on this sidewalk talking, drinking, singing, rebel rousing, and on & on for hours. We love you, Silver Lake!
Moving on to down downs, visitors included Stick A Dick In It, Weed Whacker and Land Ho.

Hozer and SID drink for being returners...apparently they were out collecting cans.
First Time Hasher Just Jean.
These guys all drank for something, what a surprise.
Asscrackistan & ZZ Top Knot
Dr. Mikey entertains the crowd.....

...and the Hashshit went to the hares!
I think about here things got out of control.
Jackmieauff gives ZZ a repeat down down for being a 50-mile racist...both drink!
Psycho Butch stares in awe at his sister, Psycho Bitch, as he should.
lost control....lost control....lost control!

That's the Way & Long Ride accept the Drink of Shame for failing to pay their $4 hash cash.
Tissue Tits drinks for hashing 100 times in her 1st year of hashing...Get a life, girl!
Morning Cocktail signs up hashers for the Founders Balls Prostate Exam....umm, I'm not so sure that's a good sales pitch.
Saralegal accepts some O'Ghouls for counting the most steps on trail.

1-12-08 - Dr. Mikey & Harlot's North on the 2 (& Almost 2 Longish) Hash

And the Hares! Dr. Mikey and Hash Harlot
Mikey tells us it will be a kind of long trail, and at 7.5 miles he wasn't kidding!
We are family....Cockworth, FRB & Cocksukker
The first check stumped the Houston H3 visitors, Tiny Bubbles and Puke, and pretty much everyone else, too.
Retracted sez: I say, are you on?....

....but Cockworth Orange kinda wasn't.
True trail went up a steep hillside that had tongues lagging, or at least Bent's.
Followed by another tough check.
And so many other checks that Ballwasher was finding them around every corner. What's up with the double checking?
Another uphill climb took the pack to.........another check. Only this wasn't really check, but maybe a Satanic symbol....cuz who ever left it gave the pack a devil of a time by wiping out all of the surrounding hash marks by at least a 1/4 mile.
Beauty, Got Milk and Tissue Tits search for flour.
Hey CreamPuff, who took the flour, owls?
Eventually hashers made it to the Beer Check. Yes!Harlot pours on the brew.

Mikey proves he really did lay a trail, or at least mapped one out. Who cares if someone wiped out part of it.
Back to point A - Hashers hang with new Haberdasher Penguin and her hanging wares.
Just Noah and G.G. wonder why anyone would want to cancel the Golden Globes.
Long lost hashers - Cockodial Done Me and Never Comes
Meeting of the (half)minds - the Just Shauns drink. One of them will forever more be known as Waddling Wanker...and it's not the little one.Looks like the naming got a mixed review from the pack.

Stick Bite gives Retracted a down down.....
.....and then Retracted gives one to Mikey.
The hasher formerly known as Just Taffy got named Sticky Fingers.....and Sticky's fingers seem to be stuck to her. Oh, she got Hashshit too!
Got Milk and Fluff'Her drink for new cars...and higher insurance rates.