1-5-08 - BBB's Going Away Bash Hash

Dr. Mikey wonders what time the 3 p.m. hash starts

Morning Cocktail is ready for the Storm of the Century

It's important to be well-hydrated for a pub crawl

That goes for rug rats, too.

Shaggy Dog pumps Belgian Ale for PBB

Dry Slot continues to follow in the footsteps of Madonna and Angelina by adopting a native child

Hares Stick Bite & RTD sniff out the trail.

The pack commiserates about shortcutting, but then decides to follow trail cuz there are 4 Beer Checks!!!!
Titty Bear & Shaggy Dog compare hairdos (and don'ts) at the 1st BX, Little Bar.
ZZ's not losing it....or at least not the Hashshit.
Rodney Queen and Strokin' walk off the first BX brew.
Stock Ho practices her yoga in the park while GG feels less than karmic. Sum Dumb pretends she's not there.

Hmmm, this is a tough check. Should we go to Molly Malones or Tom Bergens?
A security guard tells Almost Perfect to slow down as he races through the LA County Museum...yes!
Golden Globes, Xlax and Retracted charge on to the 2nd BX at Bergen's.
Stick Bite feels the luck of the Irish, or something like that.
Hashers belly up to the bar.

Morning Cocktail is impervious to rain and pervy hashers in her plastic raincoat.
The BX at Bergen's rocked - hands down, or is that up?
Damian marks the site of the Notorious BIG shooting in front of the Petersen Museum.
While Dr. Mikey marks time with his likeness at BX #3, Molly Malones.
Is it the Irish whiskey that's making Harlot fuzzy?

Buster's Irish? Who knew?
BBB impersonates Bendover with a coonskin cap as she and RTD celebrate their birthdaze at BX #4, the Farmers Market. Shoulder rides coming up!
I guess you can kinda tell it's the 4th BX....
...umm, yeah!
Shaggy Dog & Mini Me!?!

Looks like it's time for a ho-down, yee-ha! (yee-ho?)
Now back to the park, and the keg, with the LB posse - Sir Lance-A-Nut, Venus, Morning Cocktail, Buster Hyman, and Pillsbury Blow Boy.
Returners - Harlot, Psycho Butch, lowermyballs.com, and Bendover, oops, I mean BBB.
New Boot just Charlotte sez she definitely got her $4 worth out of this hash.
ZZ Top Knot will now give 3 Hashshit nominations.....

...and the winner is Pillsbury.
And now it's time for the Black & Blood Comedy Minute featuring Almost Perfect Asshole.
I think this is when BBB flashed her B-cups.
Is that Pot Ho with Stick Bite, or Jackmieauff with a new hairdo? (Hint, check out her chest, if you haven't already.)
Spankee will now tell us how to get to the On On On.