2/23/08 - #4077 - The M*A*S*H Hash

Since it's the 25th anniversary of the last TV episode of MASH, Retracted and Spankee Yankee hare a trail where it was filmed in Malibu Creek State Park.
Hashers show up dressed in camo, and like nurses....Venus, Lance-A-Nut, LowerMyBalls.com and New Boot Gus.

Nurse Dry Slot promises sponge baths to all comers!?!

Harlot works to convince Darth Vader, V8 & Lickety that haring an upcoming Monday night LA hash is a good thing.

Retracted explains there will be a lot of uphill on the Eagle trail, and there kind of was.
The hares take off with the wankers in hot pursuit.
SeeMore Buns & Darth wisely check hang while Black N'Blood scouts for trail.
True trail crossed the street and went into the park.
As the MASH song goes, suicide may be painless.....

...but pushing a two year old in a stroller uphill isn't.
Downhill rocks
Bitches on trail
More of the same - Tweedle, Venus & Quincey

At the BX, even the beer is camouflaged, at least in this photo.
Hashers chug in to, and at, the BX.
Blojak enjoys going down.Hashers hang for a while....
...and then follow trail to the MASH set.
About here I got stopped by a park ranger, and hashers cruised on by.

Dogs aren't allowed in the park? Who knew, or reads the signs anway?
After a hard afternoon of hashing, it cocktail hour!

Before down downs, Just Noah celebrates his second year of hashing, and living, too!

Then it's on to down downs and an ice cold one for the hares.
The Visitors Drank

Followed by the New Boots

Shaggy Dog and his New Boot drink for starting the 2:00 hash at 3:00. Well Done!

The hash hotties, Venus, Asscrackistan and Dry Slot drink for, well, looking hot.

Mr. Practical, Pollywood garners Shitshit for suggesting that these girls cover up before they catch a cold.

Some how the crowd wasn't with him on that.

But they really liked the Black & Blood Comedy Minute featuring Almost Perfect.

Cream Puff had a Comedy Minute of his own with New Boot Carmen.

Wobbling Wanker and Spankee - hashers or Korean sharp-shooters?
Just Noah will forever more be known as Comes In Pairs. Or is that Cums In Pears?

LAH3 Hash #1424, 2-16-08, From A To Z - Yurt 'Til You Spurt

Hashers hike to the start of the trail.

And a wonderful start it was...a private lot in the middle of the Santa Monica Mountains near Charmlee Park, Malibu.

And the hares....ZZ Top Knot & Asscrackistan
If this old car could speak it would say: Please, Ride Me!

The pack took off with Howdy-Do-Me in the lead.
Followed by Fugus and a bunch of wankers.

What's a yurt? Ball Washer & Venus show off the round conical structures.....in the background.

After about 1/2 mile, the first Beer Check was at a scenic overlook of the ocean.
Then it was back downhill. Little did we know that true trail was a circle jerk back to the start.

Now from the car(s), go uphill.
Venus admires all the new leaves on the poisin oak!!!
An awesome view, with Pot Ho, A Cockwork Orange & Low Beams.
Yucks and Yak Milk at the second drink check.Bun Huggers & Squish - feeling mellow yellow after a few Yak Milks.

Due to some un-neighborly neighbors, the second half of trail was all on streets.
Leaning Hard on a Ho
Damian and Sir Lance-A-Nut share a post hash poisin oak rinse, and pink Crocks!?!
Hey baby, your yurt or mine?
It only seems like yesterday that SBC and Asscrackistan swore off hashing for a year...and it kind'a was, since they came back waaay early.

The visitors drink....Low Beams, Howdy, Lance, Venus, Ofeelya, Whale Boner, and the hand of Tissue Tits
Meanwhile, ZZ loafs in the yurt.
The returners drank too...Ofeelya (again!), Juggles, Not My Johnson, SBC, & Squish
Okay, so I cut off Tissue Tits head, but I got her best part(s).
Spankee Yankee gets the HashShit for the second week in a row! She's haring next week...will she go for three?

The Black & Blood Comedy Moment featured Almost Perfect Asshole, and Venus's tatoos.
Lance points out the orbit of the space station, while Dr. Mikey checks out his missile.
HITS, Ganga Man and Assy were made to down a cold beer for staying warm in the yurt during down downs.
Chillin' - Howdy & Jackmieauff.
Hashers get comfy in the yurt with an awesome On On On.