Almost Perfect's Comedy Minute

Some hillbillies were discussing their families;

First hillbilly: "My wife is so dumb she bought a washer and dryer, and we don't even have electricity."

Second hillbilly: "Yeah, but my wife is so dumb she bought a dishwasher, and we don't even have running water."

Third hillbilly: "That's nuthin' - MY wife is so dumb I looked in her purse and found three condoms, and she doesn't even have a dick!"