Here's to the Hare! Blojak says, rain, what rain?
Pollywood - The Man with the Beer!
Fav Hash Couples....ATOV and 4H.....
....& Deep Stroke and Big Boobs
Caring man Blojak gives the walkers a heads up about the first two checks....which were kind of screwed up anyway.
Sherry Trifle sez: Let me count the ways this trail will blow, jack!
Hashers like the sound of three Beer Checks!!! And are warned about the ultra-long prelaid Eagle trail which probably shouldn't be hashed by anyone over the age of 80 since the flour is going to get washed away by the rain. Is Almost Perfect Asshole listening? No, he's too busy messing with his jacket! And so gets lost (again) which upsets all the Harriettes, and Oedipussy......but more about that later.
Walkers Off!
It was an awesome trail with lots of shig.
The walkers finally solved one of the checks that Blojak gave them instructions about.
Then Howdy is the FRB.......
.....as the pack passes a few stones....
....and passes the walkers too.
Pollywood and Dr. Mikey discuss the merits of abandoning trail and shortcutting over to the Hideaway Pub. But considering that trail didn't go there, I guess it's a good thing they didn't....or on second thought...
BN in pink on a little rock, and uphill for the beer......
....which had pretty much been drunk by the time Deep Stroke and ATOV got there.
Cockodial mucks about on trail with the baby jogger, while Just Shawn stays dry.
While the Bent Penguin family nestle in the bamboo, cuz just about here it started to rain.
Fashion-minded hashers head(!) back to the start a little early - Cockodial, Penguin, and her mum, English Cunt-ry Garden.
More Fashionistas - ECG and long lost LA hasher Brake Lights
Separated at birth? Oedipussy and Satan's Butt Crack
Guys....this is sooo not a good look for you.
Back On In (for everyone but Almost Perfect) Blojak wonders if he'll get the Hashshit for losing an elderly hasher in the rain......and no, I'm not talking about Retracted or Marquis de Sade. They made it in.
Here's to the Hare! After bribing hashers with free t-shirts and Stacy's Tuscan Herb Pita Chips (yum!) the pack votes to let Blojak hare again.
For some politically incorrect reason Hurl Necklace, Ass the Other, and Pollywood drink with him.
Visitors - English Cunt-ry, She Bangs, Howdy, and Brake Lights
Returners - 4H, Tight Chicken, Brake Lights, and ATOV
New Boot'ish - Just Kim
There were three Hashshit nominations: Pot Ho for locking the munchies in the car without a key, again. Bent - 4 more Beers! And Xlax for losing his phone after a night of H5-ing, only to find it on top of his car after a long drive home (by Stock Ho). No the cops did not have to call Titty Bear this time.
The Hashshit is stolen by Cockodial......
......before its awarded to Xlax.
Does FRB think hashing sucks!!! Naw, he's just sucking on a lollipop.
Moving on to the Black N' Blood Comedy Minute....Blojak stands in since Almost Perfect is still lost on trail. Let's just say next time we're keeping him on stand-by.
Cockodial, Penguin and English Cunt-ry are called up for rrr-ing a winery sponsored 1/2 marathon....
......and have to drink a beer for it.
There's a hash crime here somewhere.
As the sun sets, there's still no Almost Perfect. But a search party finds him aimlessly wandering down Foothill and brings him to the On On On. All is right with the hash again, or at least as much as it can be.
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