Momma's Lil Helper Hash in Thousand Oaks

A happy family gathers at the run start.

Cockwork makes the perfect red headed step child.

My-son-in-law-is-an-ass-hole looks like a proud grandmother!

Towering Infern-ho mans the first hash oasis.

(possibly the only shade in Thousand Oaks).

Gotta love a hash lemonade stand...with Momma's Lil Helper!

Xlax and Retracted caught cozing by the pond.

What do you think this is...Griffath Park?

Is that water in Xlax's hand?

At the 3rd beer check, hashers had to explain to the bartender that $35 for a pitcher of beer is a bit steep. Too bad we didn't get a picture of the waitress who's tits were held up by piercings in her chest.

One red one, one black one, and one with a bit of blood on,

and the hares...

ZZ Topknot, Asskrackistan, and Smokey and the Handjob pose proudly with the hash shit

Piggus Dickus insists on petting the pig.

Or was that just an excuse to get close to the kids?

Speaking of kids...Why did you push that little girl off her bike Retracted?
You big meany! You should really giver her back the bike.

The golden girls.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

A vistior from Ohio?

Nope...Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O'Donnell escorting Lindsay Lohan to rehab .

We can't hear you with your shirt on.

An untrained new boot trying to decide if she will play along.

Did Bent Penis just shit himself?

Almost Perfect delivers yet another crowd pleaser. Who are his writers?

ZZ, Harlot and Beauty and Obese auditioning for the next Hairy Potter sequal.

Now that's what I call a hash cake!

How did we miss the opportunity to push Whiney's head into it?

Oooh yeah baby...that's it...dance for me!!!

Happiness is a clean diaper!

Strokin and his new boot get wet while we watch.

Your hands are so soft. Maybe we should...

Hey Fergus...Stronkin is for the boys room!

Obama can kick Mcain's ass.

No way...Mcain can totally kick Obamas ass.

That's rediculous...blah blah blah