Purple haze all around....
Don't know if I'm comin' up or down.....
Am I happy or in misery?
Whatever it is, those girls put a spell on me.
Help me baby - yeah - yeah, Purple Haze
(thank you Jimmy Hendrix)
Okay, now back to the hash...
Here's to the hares, and there were a lot of them - SID, Hozer, Seemore Buns, V8, Butter Buns and KiloTwat
Hashers feel in a haze - but it's only the pre-lube.
Stick Bite wishes he was wearing purple like everyone else, but hey, he's got a beer!
Howdy goes Deep Purple.
The hares take off with the walkers in tow.
SID lays the first check and then leads the way to the "art walk".
What this art lacked in content it certainly made up for in quantity.
Then Hashers crossed the railroad tracks via some parked trains.
Dipper made sure there wasn't any blood on the tracks.
Next came a Turkey/Eagle split. The Turkeys went up.....
...while the Eagles went around a hill....
...and then climbed up.
Hashers were rewarded with the lovely Kilotwat dishing out cups of water, and the not so lovely SeeMore squirting shots of purple stuff.
Back on out and thru the neighborhood.
The local gang bangers made sure we knew that their street was not a through street.
True trail went up another hill....
...'scuse me while I kiss the sky.
More neighborhood...
...and then a scenic overlook which made Pot Ho and visitor Chicken Poop say.....
...purple haze all in my eye....... (must be the smog).
Round about here hashers started to grumble about the lack of a second drink check.
But after a few more hills we all got to drink the Kool-Aid...and it was good...and there was much rejoicing....and showing of body parts!
Back On In, the Hares drank. Hey where's Hozer? Oh yeah, he had to go look for Corn Hole Hussie who sort of took a wrong turn on trail.
And the Visitors were: Phallus In Porno-Land, Hairy Twatter, and his dad (really!) Bean There Done Twat, and Chicken Poop.
Returners: ZZ Top Knot, Gives Good Head N' Shoulders (grabbing a beer), Dancing Queen, Asscrackistan, Pillsbury Blow Boy, Howdy Do Me, and Butter Buns.
Just John was the only New Boot. Note the tireless SBC filling the down down cups....thank you!
Hozer finally returned with the stray Harriette.
Asscrackistan happily filled in as Hashshit for her roomie and sista' ass Cell Your Ass. I don't think she was quite as happy when she was awarded the Hashshit, oh well.
Bent Penis came up with some sort of geezer down down about mistaken identity for Dr. Mikey, SeeMore and Hozer.
And speaking of geezers, Almost Perfect entertained the pack with another hilarious Comedy Minute.
Sin-D-Bare has a new gig? Prince and the Purple Spandex Revolution!?!
Meanwhile, Oedipussy had a Hash Crime for Squish.
And Retracted drank for almost having the International Olympics Committee called on him - something about liking underage Chinese girls.
For some reason Damian made all members of the Penis family drink...which apparently included some old dicks as well.
Dr. Mikey - hoping to lend JackMieAuff a hand.
Sin-D-Bare - Is it tomorrow or just the end of time? Oh...... nice lavender socks.
I guess these guys all think lavendar sucks because they're not wearing any- SCB, HITS & XLAX.
Detachable's having a party on 8/31!!! Check it out on the hash calendar. There will be trail, food, and a block party with the Hash Band. 
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