Wednesday, August 13, 2008

8/11/08, #1451, Smell Segundo Olympric Kickoff Hash

The pack goes off (!), and soon enough picks up some Canadian overachieving jogger (Just Kent, in this case) on trail; not really any surprise that he stuck around for all the free beer - eh?

After a "scenic"mile-long straightaway and some bobbing and weaving through warehouse "shiggy", trail led to an El Segundo watering hole.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Stack o' Manhoes is beating off the Indi---no, actually, he's checking to see if his fellow hares are done pre-laying!

But Stickey Fingers and Waddling Wanker have it well under control, as they buy plenty of pitchers, and even have time to drain a couple before skedaddling back out on trail.

Next stop: BX 2, featuring cherry po(o)per shots, and on a lovely stretch of beach, if you ignore the oil refinery!

Everyone eventually staggles in (except Cream Puff, now our reigning DFL), and Xlax welcums back Smokey and the Handjob, who's still thinking about all those little Cambodian girls!

Almost Perfect keeps this week's Black and Blood Comedy Minute short and sweet!

Cock O' Dial welcums back her namesake, Fist Full of Cock. Howzabout getting him to fork over a fistful of hash cash next time, C'oD?
Bent Penis and Oedipussy once again trade several hash crimes with each other about which of them is more p-whipped - and once again it ends in a tie!

Don't try to pass it off to Man Man Lai, Xlax, even though he deserves it for ditching his haring dooties with little notice - this hashitt's all yours, for absconding with car keys and stranding fellow hashers in Chillao!
[Sub. Ed. Note: OK, so maybe some of this week's pictures have been, well, repurposed, but that's hash biz!

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