Honorable Hares - Xlax & F*ck If I Know.
Calling out the sexy Asian school girl/beer wenchette - Shaved Hairy Krishna.
Shaved's skirt is so short it barely covers her bent-ho box.
Round eye hashers try to dress like Little Tokyo locals - Pot Ho, FIIK, & Saralegal.
Spankee Yankee fits in better than most hashers......but she's Chinese.
The hares lend a little support before trail.
Pot Ho carries on with Damian's dooty!?!
Horse's Ass and Saralegal strike a pose....
...but Detachable really looks hot as he poses as Fagio's dad.
Krakatoa - Vogue!
Stock Ho: Hmmm, are other hashers are laughing with me or at me?
And the pack is off!
Trail begins by going through Japanese Village...
...and then up some stairs and On In to the first BX, manned by Dread-Cock.....Or at least that was the plan, but only about 6 or so hashers made it to this Beer Check.
JackMie Auff picked up a little blue pocketbook on trail, here nabbed by Fungus.
I guess that's why the men in blue took an interest in her. Who knows what she had to do to get out of this mess, but other hashers enjoyed watching. And hey, one of the cops had hashed in Kuwait.
From here the trail kind of tail-spinned....the walkers were way behind due to JackMeiAuff's escapades and the hang time at BX1. The rest of the pack snared Xlax as he was held up by a security officer for sprinkling white stuff around one of LA's terrorists targets, the Library Tower. Oh, and the sake drink check had to be moved for a private party.
But everyone enjoyed the trail anyway, it was the munchies that sucked...ha, just kidding, thanks Spankee for bringing them. (But really, Circuit does look a little upset, maybe it's his stomach ;0)
Moving on to down downs...of course the hares drank!
Visitors: Weed Whaker from Humpin' - who put the run in drunk? Humpin!, Just Dan from LB, and Dread Cock from NorCal.
There were lots of Returners: Blojak, Towering Infern-Ho, 2nd Timer Just LeeAnn, Buster, Lesbian Party, Almost Perfect Asshole, & Krakatoa.
SBC and Hurl Necklace got called up for a private party....
...and it was good, or at least these guys thought so, Whiny Little Cunt, and Blojak.
There were 2 New Boots : Just Cole, brought by Lesbian Party, and Just Ling, brought by Moa Tse Tonguer.
There were lots of Hashshit nominations......
...I think maybe a quarter of the pack got one.
Or maybe a third.
A few more nominations....
...before the Hashshit went to Dr. Mikey, who stood in for JackMieAuff.
Almost Perfect returned with the Black N' Blood Comedy Minute...and a stellar performance it was!
A few more down downs, with Weed Whacker supplying many obscure (or is that obscene?) hash songs to drink to. He's a transplant to LA now, so I guess we'll finally learn some new songs.
Fungus had a hash crime for something....
And Oedipussy gave one to Got Milk and Squish.
Did Spankee's water break?
Harlot was either suffering from hair of the dog, or deciding on her post-hash meal.
I thought we were in Little Tokyo, not Chinatown!?! Moa Tse Tonguer, Spankee Yankee, and Just Ling.
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