Here's to the Hare, SID, and her ass-istant, Hozer.
Do these hashers have gas!?! They must since they drove all the way to Monterey Park....Damian the AntiChrist, Bendover, Satan's Butt Crack, & Shaved Hairy Krishna.
Old School Hashers - Bull, Shit, Hozer, Butter Buns, First to Go Down, & V-8
A few instructions from the hare: There will be one Beer Check. There will be several Turkey/Eagle splits. There will be a check about every 500 yards...and there was, but it was still a fine trail thru virgin shiggy.
The walkers took off with the hare.
See More Buns helped bring up the rear.
As hare-less wankers, Gives Good Head & Shoulders, V-8, and Bull search for trail.
True trail followed a power line greenbelt and then entered a small park - Just Eugene & the soon to be re-named Just Snow.
Then First to Go Down wasn't exactly first to go up these stairs.
Where's the BX? The not yet potted - Just Julie, Darth Vader, and Head & Shoulders
About here the pack caught up with the wankers....with a Turkey/Eagle split just around the corner.
The Eagle went up....
...while the turkeys headed towards Mt. Trashmore.
Retracted found a little lovin' on trail with Stock Ho & Shaved Hairy.....
...which gave him a sweaty heart-on.
After the BX, Stock Ho went down, under a fence.
Then trail went through another plant nursery, over a fence or two and had about 15 checks....
...which didn't bother Marquis de Sade at all.
Ladies man Retracted ass-ists Spankee and Snow under another fence.
Cheers! it was an awesome trail - Marquis, IdidARod, Stillet-Ho, & Blojak.
Half-minds at the Hash Naming Committee - Dutch Boy, Hard In the Saddle, Pillsbury Blow Boy, Shaved Hairy, Damian and Xlax.
Here's the last known photo of Just Lynette before her hash naming, with that Whiny Little Cunt, WLC.
But first, here's to the hare!
Is this the Foothill Hash, or the Returners? Finger, Butter Buns, V-8, See More, First to Go Down, Corn Hole Hussie, and Xlax.
Shining a light on the New Boots - Just Eugene & Just Rhett
A Rare Occurrence - last weeks Hashshit "winner" and the actual Hashshit made it to the hash! Darth gave three lame nominations, followed by a few more.
Of course the only harriette nominated, Stillet-Ho, "won" in a drink off.
After hashing for about a year, Darth Vader's lovely wife Snow finally got named...Mao Tse Tonguer. Aren't you glad you waited for that?
Well the pack liked it.
Henceforth Just Lynette will be known as Towering Infern-Ho. Another Ho sista'!!!!
Stock Ho bestowed hash tags on besot hashers.
Definition: Besot - muddled with drunkenness....I'm just sayin'...
Stick Bite filled in for the Black N' Blood Comedy Minute. Ummm, Almost Perfect, could you come back to the hash soon, please?
All the Ho's were called up by Bent for some muddled, besotted reason - Corn Ho-le, Stock Ho, Stillet-Ho, Towering Infern-Ho, Pot Ho & Hozer. Note to Harlot, the Ho's so want to do a Ho Hash. Let us know if you have Space Available (cuz we want to do him too?!?)
Darth kind of sort of wanted to changed Mao Tse Tonguer's name, too bad.
Some things never change, like Retracted and Bent getting a hash crime.
The hash was graced by the presence of a celebrity, the reigning Miss Randsberg!
Note to 2nd time LA Hasher Just Julie, I'm not questioning your choice of new hash friends, well okay, maybe I am....
Seeing as how we were in Monterey Park, Spankee and SID played a little mah-jong.
Hangin' after the hash - Stilett-Ho, Shaved Hairy, SBC, Stock Ho, and basically the rest of the pack.
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