And the Hares! Never Cums, Oedipussy, & Cream Puff
Some Val-speak from the hares - "like so there's like only one BX."
Feeling Swill - Howdy Do Me, Horses Ass, SBC & Almost Perfect Asshole
The Wankers gave the hares a 5 minute start......
....and were thanked with multiple checks.
But at this point, trail was like a walk in the park.
Sucks On Trail with her daughter Dominique and her little one.
Moan N' and Pot Ho - why are we standing like this?
There was some scenic urban shig, and then......
....two near to each other checks that worked wonders at keeping the pack together....well except for those hashers who got totally lost and went back to the start....umm, that would be you Fungus........and Jackmieauff.
Checking.......
...and more checking.
Hey, maybe we should just stop trail here and name Just Erik?
Or unload the Hashshit?
Nahhh, we haven't been to the Beer Check yet.
And speaking of the BX, when we did get there it was pretty awesome.
Retracted sez - "I say, how about a dip in the water?"
"Oh, I see, there's one already."
Dam, that water looked kinda' nasty......
....but hashers crossed it anyway.
Or at least the Eagles did.
Back on dry land at the BX, Jimmy BF got wasted away again in Margaritaville.
Hottie Soon-To-Be Hash Mamma - Stock Ho
The Eagles make it to the dam.......
.......only to find that trail brought them right on back, but without the BX, damn!
On On!
The On Back trail had a little more urban shig......
....and another walk in the park......
...and an impromptu ice cream truck check! Sweet! And thanks, for the cream, Creamy!
The Hottie and The Nottie!?! CellYourAss and Just Dominique
Hmmmm, will the Hares have to drink for Worst Trail of the Year?
Well, maybe it wasn't that bad......But Creamy will have to drink for all of the wet shoes in the pack....water boarded too!
Returners - Howdy, Sucks On Trail and Horses Ass.
Visitors - Put A Dick In It and Jalapenus
Mr. Mom Oedipussy helps New Boot Dominique with some child care......
...so she can do her New Boot down down with Just Jessica and Just Richard.
Moving on to Hashshit - Strokin' calls out SBC
Shaggy got called up for his pleather.
Saralegal called up Xlax for saying "Man, we've got too much beer!"
Heinekey was wishing she had said "As if!' instead of "Yeh, right!" to X's beer comment, cuz she then got awarded the Hashshit.....and I think her daughter kinda' liked it. But Mom followed the LA Guidelines and so the Shit went to...........
Xlax!
Almost Perfect dug deep into his 1972 Playboy Joke Book, and it was good!
Oedipussy gave Dutch a Hash Crime, but it totally backfired on him - both drink!
Dry Slot almost got a ticket for jay walking but used her feminine wiles to get out of it....and then had to drink for not using them with the hash. Ooops
New Boot Jessica is just so ON!
And the Hares! Never Cums, Oedipussy, & Cream Puff
Some Val-speak from the hares - "like so there's like only one BX."
Feeling Swill - Howdy Do Me, Horses Ass, SBC & Almost Perfect Asshole
The Wankers gave the hares a 5 minute start......
....and were thanked with multiple checks.
But at this point, trail was like a walk in the park.
Sucks On Trail with her daughter Dominique and her little one.
Moan N' and Pot Ho - why are we standing like this?
There was some scenic urban shig, and then......
....two near to each other checks that worked wonders at keeping the pack together....well except for those hashers who got totally lost and went back to the start....umm, that would be you Fungus........and Jackmieauff.
Checking.......
Hey, maybe we should just stop trail here and name Just Erik?
Or unload the Hashshit?
Nahhh, we haven't been to the Beer Check yet.
And speaking of the BX, when we did get there it was pretty awesome.
Retracted sez - "I say, how about a dip in the water?"
Dam, that water looked kinda' nasty......
....but hashers crossed it anyway.
Or at least the Eagles did.
Back on dry land at the BX, Jimmy BF got wasted away again in Margaritaville.
Hottie Soon-To-Be Hash Mamma - Stock Ho
The Eagles make it to the dam.......
.......only to find that trail brought them right on back, but without the BX, damn!
On On!
The On Back trail had a little more urban shig......
....and another walk in the park......
...and an impromptu ice cream truck check! Sweet! And thanks, for the cream, Creamy!
The Hottie and The Nottie!?! CellYourAss and Just Dominique
Hmmmm, will the Hares have to drink for Worst Trail of the Year?
Well, maybe it wasn't that bad......But Creamy will have to drink for all of the wet shoes in the pack....water boarded too!
Returners - Howdy, Sucks On Trail and Horses Ass.
Visitors - Put A Dick In It and Jalapenus
Mr. Mom Oedipussy helps New Boot Dominique with some child care......
...so she can do her New Boot down down with Just Jessica and Just Richard.
Moving on to Hashshit - Strokin' calls out SBC
Shaggy got called up for his pleather.
Saralegal called up Xlax for saying "Man, we've got too much beer!"
Heinekey was wishing she had said "As if!' instead of "Yeh, right!" to X's beer comment, cuz she then got awarded the Hashshit.....and I think her daughter kinda' liked it. But Mom followed the LA Guidelines and so the Shit went to...........
Xlax!
Almost Perfect dug deep into his 1972 Playboy Joke Book, and it was good!
Oedipussy gave Dutch a Hash Crime, but it totally backfired on him - both drink!
Dry Slot almost got a ticket for jay walking but used her feminine wiles to get out of it....and then had to drink for not using them with the hash. Ooops
New Boot Jessica is just so ON!
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