2/21/09, #1478, Sticky's smooth new mouth pleases everyone!

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2/14/09, #1477, Getting A Heart-On In West Hollywood

Why was he born so beautiful? Here's to the Hare - Strokin' In the Boyz Room

Our fav LA hasher, Retracted, the man who brings the beer!

Retracted's Camry is electric? Who knew?

Please tell me why........

....I hashed with these drunkards last night.......

.....and I've got women's clothes on......

......I'm with a girl I don't even know, and she goes down, down, down!
Well, not yet, but soon.

Feeling the Love - Hurl Necklace and SBC

Did I mention it was a lingerie hash? Or is Double Dribble just cross dressing....again?

So the pack took off and soon made it to the first drink check. We all wanted what the guy passed out on the grass was having.

Hot Beer Bitch Mama Golden Globes served up the jello shots.

Back on trail - Spankee, Mao Tse Tonguer, and Just Max

Checking! Double Dribble and Sucks On Trail

More checking - the first check after the BX took a while to solve, and let's just say I think it was due to the hares lack of flour, and not because of the jello shots....... really.

I've never seen SBC and DD look so good while checking!

Finally true trail went up an alley in Beverly Hills, and then kept going up, and up, and up, and up......
Until finally we got to this great view......note to Strokin', a drink check would have been good about here.

Lingerie clad hashers impressed the local tour bus. I heard calls of "Look! It's Richard Simmons!" Meanwhile Stick Bite was claiming he was Paris Hilton's mom. Would that make RTD her dad?

Back On In - Umm, Saralegal, if you're going to wear skimpy lingerie tops, maybe you should lay off the chips and salsa.

Everyone, including Dr. Mikey, loved Harlot's sexy red lace outfit......

.....ooops, it's Howdy doing his best Harlot impersonation!

Here's to sista' hasher, Cellyourass, she's happy, she's jolly!
......She's f*cked up by golly!

Here's to the Hare, Strokin'! - Oh wait, he's got to adjust his pantie line first.

And here's to stand-in R.A. Chin Ball Wizard!

New Boots - apparently these guys were picked up at the 2nd BX, Barney's Beanery!

Visitor - The Lady in Red - Howdy Do Me

If one hasher in lingerie drinks, all hashers in lingerie drink!

Hashshit Dr. Mikey called up Golden Globes for complaining to Strokin' that as Beer Bitch she had to hang out in a gay bar waiting for hashers and buying her own drinks - even though she had a trunk full of leftover jello shots.

Bent had to drink for only injuring one of his children. Poor Baby!

Yak In The Box was called up for telling some girls at Barney's that hashers prefer beer to blow jobs, the drink.

Spankee almost took Hashshit for giving her excess breast milk to the cat!

Vote once, vote often......

....This Weeks Wiener - Yak In The Box!

That Asshole had another great Moment!

Hash Crimes - Strokin' reminded GG that instead of complaining about buying her own drinks in a gay bar, she could have drunk one of the ones on offer from the girls there.

Cellyourass called up Almost Perfect Asshole for something......

....and a rarity at the hash, Almost gave a down down, here to Hurl.

About here I left since this Ho had to sell a piece in Pomona. And I did. And it was good. And there was much rejoicing! yada, yada, yada.....

2/7/09, #1476, The Get Drunk & Then Go to Founder Balls Hash......in Victoria Park, Carson

The Hares plot their strategy - XLAX & Sin-D-Bare

And they're off!
Meanwhile, Just Max may not pull his own, but he does pull SBC's finger.

Checking - Victoria Secretions

Chin Ball whizzes by

That's Lief Garret You Idiot

Just Jessica, SCB and Fungus

Shaved Hairy Krishna demonstrates how to climb a fence without spilling your beer. Nice!

Slow Mo Pot Ho

After the Turkey/Eagle split the Turkeys stayed on dry land......

....while the Eagles went into a drainage ditch.

After climbing out Bent kinda' wished he had ditched that part of the trail cause the muck was really yuck.....not to mention the Fungus.

But then came the first BX! Bent, Sin-A-Bun :-), Dr. Mikey and Spankee

Shaved goes for a Red Bull and vodka.

Spankee reflects on the second part of the trail.

The next drink check was really close by and had hurricanes which didn't exactly blow.

The ever-talented sexologist, musicologist and mixologist XLAX

Jackmieauff and Fungus

On Out.......

.....under a bridge, along a golf course.....

....and not exactly trespassing by the Good Year blimp.

Here's to the Hares! and Phallus In Pornoland too!?!
Returners - Stack O' Man Ho'z stood in for Fungus......

....and SBC stood in for Iggy (guess these guys thought getting ready for Founder Balls was better than drinking a beer!) More Returners - Lief Garret You Idiot, Victoria Secretions, and Gives Good Head and Shoulders

Second Time Hashers - Just Jessica and Just Kena

X was reigning Hashshit, and he called up Fluff'Her for some baby related poop.

More Nominations

Victoria Secretions was called up for only wanting to hash with LA when we started in a park with his name in it.

But Mikey got the Hashshit for some very lame reason, like staring at X's crotch.

Sin-D-Bare came prepared to be water boarded.....he wore his raincoat.

We all missed Almost Perfect as Chin Ball stood in during the Black N' Blood Comedy Minute. But don't take it on the chin, Ball, just give it another 70-some years.
Or drink another beer!

Some Globe-al warming with Golden Globes.

Xlax found a good use for the extra bag of ice!

Two-timers Just Kena and Jessica were called up for having a private party.

I think Kena kind of liked her punishment. Hey girl, you've done this before!

A few highlights from the LBH3 Founder Balls - Tissue Tits won a special award for having the best, well, tits! Nice dress too!

Fruit was honored for his whining ability,as in, "Try hashing, you might like it".

VFW not only became the LB Ass-istant Beer Meister, but he also won Rookie of the Year!
Ummm, guys, why didn't we ask him to be our Ass. BM first???

Is that Damian in the background? Naw, it's just his LB hash-twin Comes In A Tube.