Los Angeles Area Hash News: 1/10/09, #1472, A-Rod's Legal in Malibu!?!

Here's to the Hares! Saralegal and I-Did-A-Rod....so which one's the Turkey?

Okay, so there was a lot of hasher grumbling at the start due to the traffic and the move from the east side of the street. But then, hey, the trail was more than okay!

There's too much sand!

There's not too much beer!

Hey, quit your whining!

Here's to the Man, Ho.

It's a beautiful day so Hashers hang on the sand.....I love Malibu!

Really, I love Malibu!

Part of the Mommy Brigade on a not totally stroller friendly trail. Ummm, GG, will we ever see your New Boots again?

Hashers arrive.....

...as the first walkers cruise on out.

Hashers - old farts and strollers!?!

The Turkeys went along the shore and then under the PCH, followed by some uphill.....

.....and into a BX by a creek. The Eagles eventually came(!) there too.

Then there were some hills....

...hills.....

...and more hills.

Another T/E split took the Eagles thru the shig. Oedipussy is just sooo manly.....

.....WLC is too?

Sticky - stuck by the underbrush, in her underbush!?!

Some Eagle FRB's - Shaggy, Damian, and WLC!

Group hug at the hilltop BX - Cockodial, Dancing Queen, Ball Washer, Shaggy and Saralegal. Cockodial and Ball named Dancing Queen, who knew?

An awesome view, and BX too.

Hashers going down, and up too.

More on down....

....and more great views.

So we all loved the trail, and to think that the hares scouted in Malibu for like 3 months and then day of trail show up only to find that the trail they were supposed to use was closed due to the wind. So they had an impromptu trail, and didn't even screw it up.

Back On In with Creamy and Ball Washer.

Awwww....when are we going to name this kid?

Those little white splashes are dolphins!! Lousy photo, priceless experience.

As the sun sets over the ocean, the Hares celebrate for pulling off a not too shitty trail!

Visitors - Banan-Appeal from Ventura, & Aussie hasher (and Dad of Cockodial) Sheep Shagger

Meanwhile - CellYourAss cherishes another free hash thanks to winning the Free Shaggy raffle. As Damian thinks thank God we have another 70-some paying hashers at this trail.

Some Returners -Squish, Ball Washer, Tight Chicken, Just Mark, and Missing Dick.....

.....Finger and Dutch returned too.

Lots and lots of New Boots.....

.....will we ever see them again????

At this point Dr. Mikey reminded all Harriettes that the LA Hash does not have rules, but it does have Guidelines.

Just Brooke will henceforth and into eternity be known as Vagitarian. Nice! What I love about this photo (other than Vag) is life's little moments taking place in the background - SID is collecting cans, Retracted is talking on his cel, and Golden Globes is rushing to catch an almost fallen baby.

Cream Puff was stoked to stand in for Stick Bite as Hash Shit.

Cockodial then nominated him again for showing too much skin on trail.

Psycho was called up for not wanting to flash her nursing boobs.

Dutch had some dirt on Hard In The Saddle.

And then Saralegal turned in his Co-Hare for not wanting to drink a beer on trail.

Bent called up Just Mark for being just a little too excited for-Creamy's-skin flashing.

And thus won the Hashshit!

Almost had a Dog of a joke....

....but hey, we liked it anyway.

Waddling Wanker - campaigning to be the next GM!?!

Separated at birth? - Cream Puff and WLC

Never Comes called up that European hasher Tight Chicken for wanting a bidet on trail, or at least a moist towlette.......okay, that's enough about that matter.