12/27/08, #1470, Christmas Hangover Hash

Here's to the Hare, Retracted!

A little hang time with hashers......

......Waddling Wanker and Sticky Fingers biked to the start.

Then there were some instructions for the hare. Retracted says there will be only one BX, but a few YBF's and Check Backs......

.....to which Hozer says: Hey, this is the hash. Next time get your priorities straight!

And the pack is off - with Damian.....

....Pollywood....

.....and some other wankers.

There was some decent urban shig...

......which really stuck to everyone's shoes after the recent rain. I guess that might be kind of icky if you had to drink out of your shoes later, Cream Puff.

Then came a little fence climbing.

Xlax told Harlot - Spread Um' Bitch!

There was a three-way under the bridge - Turkey/Eagle/ Stroller split.

Hey Retracted - Here's what we think of your 1/2 miles Eagle trail YBF!!

Eventually it was back On In. Retracted drank for another not too shitty trail.

Visitors - Phallus In Pornoland, Boston Red Box, Horny Toad, Yule Jack-Off, & Chin Ball Wizard

Returners - Mouse Lab-ia, Titty Bear, & Beaner Bear who got her Dad Sin-D to drink for her.

Chin Ball stood in for fellow LBH3 hasher Leaning Hard as the Hashshit and he actually had some pretty good nominations. Like the one to Damian for wearing a red jacket which just so clashed with all of his blue camo.

Flipper got Retracted for not buying her a drink earlier in their neighborhood bar.

But Retracted got her back for trying to pick him up in said bar.....and expecting a drink out of it.

Titty Bear and Ball Washer were both called up for something.

But the Hashshit went to Flipper, who celebrated by taking about 15 minutes to complete her down down......as usual.

Almost Perfect really shone with this week's joke.

Hozer tried to out do him..... but kinda' didn't.

Cream Puff was called up for new shoes.

Yes, he's a sole man.....

And since we were all standing around in the artic cold, Waddling and Penguin got a Hash Crime.

We celebrated a new PhD.....Mouse Labia Doctor. Too bad she had to move to San Diego, but she's still hashing!

Just about here, a lady who lived nearby showed up. Instead of saying she was going to call the cops, like we expected, she asked for a beer!

Then Boston Red Box explained how to get back to the caaas which were paaaked near the baaa, the 90 West, aka, the On On On.