Go to the Shaggy's Dog Pound Hash on Friday, 12/5

Hey Hashers -

Waddling Wanker has put together a Hash with an On After Party to help keep Shaggy Dog out of the pound! So show up Friday, 12/5, 6:30 p.m. at Tellefson Park in Culver City. Hash Cash will be by donation with all $ going to Shaggy's legal fees, so bring some extra $$$. And think about dressing as a convict, cop, or scheister attorney! After the hash, starting at 8:00, the Hash Band will play at Joxer Daly's bar. There will be some very cool t-shirts for sale and a silent auction, so again, bring your $$$. Check the hash.org calendar for more info.
On auction will be this incredible handmade lap quilt by Asscrackistan with 12 years of Betty Ford t-shirt designs. Other items include gifts bags from the LA and LB hashes.

The back of the quilt is cashmere....you know you want it!!

See ya there...

11/29/08, #1466, Polywood & Dry Slot Do Pacific Palisades

Here's to the Hares & an Awesome Hash! Dry Slot and Polywood

Erection Your Honor - making a little change before the hash.

The pack arrives....

...and then gets some pre-trail instructions from the hares, like there will be 2 BX's!! and maybe a few hills.

Polywood auto-wanks out of the start while Dry Slot goes for the live lay.

It was On Up from the start! Those little dots on the road are hashers just head(!)ing off on trail.

FRB - Satan's Butt Crack

The hills are alive - Ball Washer and New Boot Heidi

Never Comes thought he'd never come to the first Turkey/Eagle split....either that or he likes the strange phallic marker in the middle of the path.

More On Up

Peace from Bun Huggers...

.....and Love from Sticky Fingers !?!

Hills....

...and more hills.

Hare Polywood brings a few extra rations to BX1...

...and it was good, and there was much rejoicing....Waddling Wanker, Sticky Fingers, Bun Huggers, Cream Puff, Never Comes, Ball Washer and ZZ Topknot

Then hashers are back in the gutter.

My Left Foot

Ball Washer

The pack goes down.

Pot Ho & a Dry Slot!?!

On In to BX2

Here's to the Hares!

Visitors: Just Dan & Just Christine from NYC, Capt. Pole Smoker & Temper Tantrum from Corpus Christi, and Achy Breaky from somewhere behind the orange curtain.

Fistful of Cock was the only Returner.....well other than Bun Huggers who had a hot date and so left before down downs.

New Boots - Johnny, Christian, Anette and Adam....

...love the socks!

Reigning Hashshit - Asscrackistan

She had some pretty good nominations, like this one for Hard In the Saddle.

A few more nominations...

ZZT gives a rouge nom from the crowd.

And then Oedipussy called up Xlax and Cockodial for practically blowing a fuse and locking the beer in the car.

Voting narrows down the contenders....

....and then Smokey and the Hand-job wins (again) for basically laying the Worst Trail of the Year a few weeks ago.

Deep Stroke caught Big Boobs red-handed with some Hash Crime.

And Cockodial had some dirt on Never Comes.

Dr. Mikey stood in during the Black N' Blood Comedy Moment....

....and soooo had to drink for it.

But then visitor Temper Tantrum had an awesome joke.....well at least all the harriettes thought so ;-)

A Birthdaze down down

Round about here Dry Slot decided she just had to have Waddling's Brit flag t-shirt....and so they traded.

Let's just say it wasn't exactly a trade up for Waddling.

Here's to a Great Hash!

11/22/08, #1465, Z Ass-Up in CalabAssAss Hash

Here's to Z Hares! Asscrackistan, ZZ Topknot, & CellYourAss

Asscrackistan gives the hash the poop.....

.....there will be 2 Beer Checks!! And a circle jerk Eagle trail just like the last time ZZT and Assy laid trail together...okay, they didn't tell us that part.About to raise some cane! One Nut, QC & Hozer

If Stack O'Man Ho's and Hurl Necklace look more dazed and confused than usual, it's probably cuz they parked at A-prime......but then so did most of the pack.

Feeling appropriately named for this hash, Jimmy Buttfuck returns to hashing.

Walkers Off...ummm, WLC, aren't you kinda going the wrong way?

Back on trail - Just Max, Spankee Yankee and her Mom

The Eagles take off....

....while the Turkeys swing on in to the first BX.

On Up - Bananappeal and WLC

Deep Stroke

Hozer and Hard In the Saddle - hoping trail goes down

Towering Infern-Ho

Pot Ho and Deep Stroke

The FRB's and the walkers make it to the 2nd BX...

...which had lots of ice cold beer, and a hairy ass!...No, I'm not talking about Asscrackistan.

More of the pack arrives at the BX.

Awwww....Retracted, Spankee, Just Max, & My Son-In-Law is a Drunken Asshole

He's really Leaning Hard into this trail.

Almost On In - MIA, Stack and Waddling Wanker

ZZ Topknot sez: She's got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, but beer she doesn't drink them(!) But the girl's alright, she's alright.....Oh, and she's haring next week.

Here's to the Hares - Feeling Like Three's Company - CellYourAss, ZZT, & Asscrackistan. ZZ proves at least one of them knows how to follow the Guidelines.

A few of the Returners - Never Cums, Jimmy BuFu, Dr. Hole, and Circuit

Some Visitors - Phallus in Pornoland and Chin Ball from Long Beach, and Land Ho from the Sant'O Barbara H3

More Visitors - Gooey, Beauty & Obese, Bananappeal, and Rub-Her Dingy.

Just Chris goes for a double shot - Visitor and New Boot

Stand-In GM's Dr. Mikey & CellYour Ass have My Left Foot stand in as hashshit.

After Footy's kinda lame'ish nominations, Slippery gives one to Harlot and Never Cums - something about liking to go down together.

More nominations......

....but after voting......

.....the hashshit went to Asscrackistan (she just doesn't know it here).

Cuz first there was a drink off between the two Asses.

Almost Perfect got off...another good joke anyway.

Leaning Hard called up Chin Ball to drink for his new shoes....so new he still had the box and the receipt in his car.

VFW and Phallus are now the GM's of the Quake H3, a travelling hash in Central CA. Check it out on Hashspace groups.

The End!