12/27/08, #1470, Christmas Hangover Hash

Here's to the Hare, Retracted!

A little hang time with hashers......

......Waddling Wanker and Sticky Fingers biked to the start.

Then there were some instructions for the hare. Retracted says there will be only one BX, but a few YBF's and Check Backs......

.....to which Hozer says: Hey, this is the hash. Next time get your priorities straight!

And the pack is off - with Damian.....

....Pollywood....

.....and some other wankers.

There was some decent urban shig...

......which really stuck to everyone's shoes after the recent rain. I guess that might be kind of icky if you had to drink out of your shoes later, Cream Puff.

Then came a little fence climbing.

Xlax told Harlot - Spread Um' Bitch!

There was a three-way under the bridge - Turkey/Eagle/ Stroller split.

Hey Retracted - Here's what we think of your 1/2 miles Eagle trail YBF!!

Eventually it was back On In. Retracted drank for another not too shitty trail.

Visitors - Phallus In Pornoland, Boston Red Box, Horny Toad, Yule Jack-Off, & Chin Ball Wizard

Returners - Mouse Lab-ia, Titty Bear, & Beaner Bear who got her Dad Sin-D to drink for her.

Chin Ball stood in for fellow LBH3 hasher Leaning Hard as the Hashshit and he actually had some pretty good nominations. Like the one to Damian for wearing a red jacket which just so clashed with all of his blue camo.

Flipper got Retracted for not buying her a drink earlier in their neighborhood bar.

But Retracted got her back for trying to pick him up in said bar.....and expecting a drink out of it.

Titty Bear and Ball Washer were both called up for something.

But the Hashshit went to Flipper, who celebrated by taking about 15 minutes to complete her down down......as usual.

Almost Perfect really shone with this week's joke.

Hozer tried to out do him..... but kinda' didn't.

Cream Puff was called up for new shoes.

Yes, he's a sole man.....

And since we were all standing around in the artic cold, Waddling and Penguin got a Hash Crime.

We celebrated a new PhD.....Mouse Labia Doctor. Too bad she had to move to San Diego, but she's still hashing!

Just about here, a lady who lived nearby showed up. Instead of saying she was going to call the cops, like we expected, she asked for a beer!

Then Boston Red Box explained how to get back to the caaas which were paaaked near the baaa, the 90 West, aka, the On On On.

12/20/08, #1469!, Ho Ho Ho Hash

It's the Ho Ho Ho Hash!

Pimp Daddy Stack O'Man H'oz and his ho-ish co-hares Stock Ho, Stilett-Ho, Pot Ho & Towering Infern-Ho

Stock Ho proves how hot a pregnant Ho is!

Towering gets a little tlc from WLC

The walkers take off right after the hares - Flouncer, SID, Asscrackistan and Jimmy Buttf*ck

Asscrakistan and Flipper

Venis and Baby Crack Ho'

Trail went through the lamppost sculpture at the museum....

...and then into the 1st drink check with sista' ho's Towering and Pot Ho pouring.

Hashers went through a giant cooler of cranberry and vodka, plus an ice chest of beer.

Golden Globes with Comes in Pairs

I'm just not even going to tell you what Damian said this drink reminded him of, but I thought the color was very festive.

You're the Dung That I Want is a bag lady? Who knew?

Cheers! Yak In The Box

Bust'her Hyman

Waddling Wanker and Sticky Fingers

A giant beaver shot in the La Brea Tar Pits.

Back on trail - Saralegal and New Boot Eric
Trail went to the Farmers Market where those lovely ho's Stilett-Ho & Stock Ho served up the beer - here with Moan'N.

Stock Ho with Jimmy BF.
GG and Sin-D-Bear

Santa X

Dr. Hole, Asscrackistan, Stock Ho and Jimmy BF

Santa Con!?! Stillet-Ho, Xlax, Stock Ho and WLC

Fungus with some Winterfest beer.

New Mom Spankee....

....and her beautiful little guy Just Max

Tits Ahoy and Venis

The lady in red - Flouncer

Hurl Necklace, not exactly whining to WLC.

Stilett-ho made visitor Village Tool feel at ho'-me.

Flipper and Harlot - I think here is where the pack serenaded the Farmers Market with a ho-liday hash song.

Dry Slot and Pollywood

Ben'Dover and Sticky Fingers

Cockodial Done Me

On Out through the Grove

Jackmieauff and You're the Dung That I Want

Hashing through the Grove

Santa's little helper - Sticky Fingers

Jimmy BF impresses the kiddies

Cockodial and Fungus

Tits and Shaggy with the Hashshit

New Boots Matt and Eric stop for some non-liquid refreshment, before going to BX3.

It's like Santa Con deja-vu, Xlax, Asscrackistan and Jimmy BF

Hare Stilett-Ho beat the pack to Molly Malone's - BX3.

The pack arrived not long after.

Ben'Dover gave Towering Infern-Ho a lift.

Xlax and Stack O'Man Ho'z

Part of the Penguin family, and visiting from the UK, Just Steve and Sara.

Pot Ho with her new Ho Ho Ho mug.

Saralegal

Almost Perfect Assho'

Hard In The Saddle and Pollywood

Venus, Stilett-Ho and Moan N' F*cker

Shaggy holds his shit, with Waddling Wanker

More hash X-mas songs, like: And so this is Hash-mas....

And so this is Hashmas, And a happy new year,
Grab hold of a cop’s girl, And get socked in the ear.....oops!

Fa LA LA....LAH3

Dr. Mikey, Fungus and Harlot

A little ho-liday bump and grind - Stack and Jackmieauff

Pot Ho and Asscrackistan

That dog Shaggy and SID

Back On In & here's to the Ho's: Stack, Towering, Pot, Stilett and Stock Ho

A Few Visitors: Howdy, Venus, and Sir Lance-A-Nut

Village Tool visited from the Humpin' Hash - Who put the run in drunk? Humpin!

Some Returners - Sin-D and Leaning Hard

There were 3 New Boots: Matt, Eric and Eric

And it was good, and there was much rejoicing!

Dr. M tried to invoke the Guidelines....

...but instead had to drink for his 5th wedding anniversary with Harlot.

Maybe celebrating with 5 year old champagne wasn't such a good idea!?

Xlax gives Dr. Ho-le a hand with the bottle.

Moving on to Hashshit nominations......

...there were a lot of good ones......

...well except maybe this one :-)

...And there were lots of good contenders, like Sin-D-Bear.....

....and Stack O'Man Ho'z.....

.....and Retracted

But the Hashshit was awarded to.....

.....Leaning Hard for commenting on how a cocktail waitress had a very sexy body, just like his 15 year old daughter! Nice, Dad.

Almost Perfect entertained the pack....

....with another 30 year old joke! We love this guy!

Hash Crimes - Did Smokey have to drink again for that awful trail he laid last month???

Two loving Harriettes - Stock Ho and Hurl Necklace

Two drinks for Penguin.

Hashers - The Next Next Gen

Heinekey with her lovely little one Graciella
Here's proof - Dr. Mikey was at the On On On!

So was Spankee's Mom, My Son-In-Law is a Drunken Asshole

Bent really liked the beer....

....but I guess he thought the pizza kind of sucked.

A Lanced Nut with a snow ball!

Thanks to Moan N' & Stack O'Man Ho'z for this weeks pics!