Tuesday, July 28, 2009

July 27th, 2009 #1500 Do you want to die?!?

Poison Oak, swarms of wasps stinging just about every hasher, I wouldn't have it any other way. Happy #1500 LA. You don't look a day over 69.



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Skip to 1:40 - no!! not the bees!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

7/13/09, #1499, When the Bullet Hits the Bone-er in Baldwin Hills

In preparation for LA's 1500th hash, the blog goes 80's. Look at these pics of Retracted's trail while singing that 1983 "hit" Twilight Zone (When the Bullet Hits the Bone), by Golden Earring. (Note to Hash Band - You play this, right???)
It's 7:00 pm...

...and the beer is cold


I'm sitting here waiting, the baby's getting oldRetracted, Where R U?

Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone
This place is a madhouse,

Feels like being cloned
That check's been moved under moon and star

Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?
Ohhh, Ohhhh

Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone

This place is a madhouseI am being cloned

My ass is really moving, hopin' there's a bar

Where am I to go
Now that I've lost flour?
Soon you will come to know.....

When the bullet hits the boner!
I'm falling off a sidewalk,

destination unknown

Some very sexy harriettes,
all alone
I can't get no cel connection,

but I got a new van,
Where R U?

Well the Hashshit weighs heavy on this hasher's mind,
This far from the borderline,

When the HIT's man comes

We know damn well we haven't cheated (much)!

Help RTD, she's steppin' into the Twilight Zone!

This place is a madhouse,
Deborah never got named
My "beacon's" been "moved" thanks to Golden Globes
Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?

Soon you New Boots will come to know,
When the bullet hits the boner!
Okay, back to the hash....
Some Hashshit nominations......

X got nominated for letting Stock Ho push the baby up all the steep hills while he checked on her via his cel. Nice.
Princess of Incest got called up for having way too much fun at the Humpin' camp out.....

.....and what should have been acceptable hash behavior morphs into Hashshit.Almost Perfect Asshole, if you are reading this, please come back to the hash!

You're irreplaceable, and none of these guys......
...... can tell a joke!

Hash Naming - JB will henceforth be known as Le Petite Wee Wee!

Pull It Out got called up for a blond moment.

And F*ck-tard was called up for a, well, 'tard moment.....and ended up stealing the Hashshit.

A little incest with Chin Ball AND HIS MOM????

Some Whine, anyone?

Or some long necks?

A very little hash family - Lil' Dipper and Le Petite Wee Wee (Oui Oui???)

On Out - Pot Ho