Tuesday, March 31, 2009

3/30/09, #1484, Silver Lake Shiggy

Here's to the Hares! Or at least two of them......
...or would that be three???

A little pre-trail anesthesia.....

...as the pack ass-embles.

Visitor Lizardo with Tissue Tits and Hard In The Saddle

Sin-D-Bare shows what happens when you tape beer cans to your chest - tape burns. Ouch!

Who is that M.I.A. hasher with Lizardo? And will she ever find out the true meaning of her name?

As the sun sets hashers take off on trail and after a check or two come across what had to be the most evil of all the staircases in Silver Lake. Thanks Hares!

Then there were a few hills.....

...and a chance for Phallus to go down....
more stairs.

Hurl Necklace made an awesome beer bitch at BX1!

Hare Snare!?!

So trail went around Silver Lake, up and down hills with another BX on top of one. And then On In to A primed - the patio/parking lot behind Whiny Little Cunt's apartment.....

....where hashers proceeded to have a party on the pati-ho!

Whiny to X: Really, I think my neighbors will be cool with this..... but maybe having down downs right away would be good. And do we really need to sing?

It's Spring, and there's a nip (or two) in the air!

A New Boot shows off the blood he garnered on trail.......which lead to his hash naming. More about him later.

Hashshit, err, I mean Waddling Wanker, chats up New Boot Maria.
Setting up for down downs....

Here's to all the Hares! Strokin', Stack O'Man Ho'z, Hurl Necklace, and that ass, SBC.

Visitor - Lizardo

Retuners - Iggy, Just Jessica (it's her 5th hash!), Phallus In Porno-Land, and Blojak

New Boots - Dillon, Maria, and two of Whiny's neighbors...who don't seem to mind our noise at all.

Another New Boot, Matthew, who couldn't remember the name of who made him come - Stilet-Ho.

Saralegal stood in as Hashshit and nominated Bum Licker.

Dr. Mikey called up Hurl Necklace.
Spankee had a nomination, but I can't remember who or what it was for since I was over-served by her husband. Thank you Retracted!

More nominations I can't remember - Shaggy and Xlax......

Strokin' and Waddling.......

SBC had something on Stack

So we voted once and voted often.....

...until there was a drink off between Waddling and Stack.

And this weeks Hashshit is Waddling Wanker!

Lizardo stood in for Almost Perfect and the Black N' Blood Comedy Minute....and it was good.

Hash Crimes - Sticky Fingers called up Stack.....

...looks like trial by gravity?!?

SBC called up Xlax for a (note to Whiny) New Shoe Down Down......

This is what happens when you forget your hashing shoes.....

...!!!

Damian called up Whiny for wondering what you call it when a hasher wears new shoes to a hash.......Hmmmmmm

Sin-D called up Damian for a costume faux pas at the SLO 5th Analversary hash last weekend....well at least he didn't end up with tape burns on his chest.

Just Dillon got named on his first hash for tripping over some rebar and drawing blood at the start of the trail....let's hear it for Re-Bar-Tard!

Crowd reaction - a little mixed.

X went creative with a new kind of water-boarding...with Re-Bar-Tard......

...and Hard In The Saddle.......

...oh and then himself. This had something to do with veterans. And thanks to Hurl Necklace, up on top.

Golden Globes had a down down for the hares that went on , and on......
....and on, and on, and on.......

Another Whiny neighbor - not whining!

At little more hang time and then On On On to the Red Lion.