9/29/08, #1457, Happy Rosh Hash-Anuh!

And the hare! And the hare, Saralegal, follows the recent tradition of Cream Puff and Stick Bite by making up for a scarcity of flour on trail with a cool Beer Check.
Pre-Trail, hashers give Damian their dirty, sexy, money.
ZZ Top Knot gets some free chalk from One Nut for marking checks....of which there were a lot. Let's see.....checks - 20'ish, false trail marks - zero.

Harlot and her closet on wheels, aka, the Harlot-Mobile.
The ever lovely CellYourAss stands in as Trail Master with a Chalk Talk for the New Boots, Just John and Just Kristen, also known as Mrs. Smokey and the Hand-Job.
Smokey goes for a beer as the wife learns about hashing.
Dr. Mikey and Harlot chat up long time LA hashers Rosie Ruiz and Arafat.
Xlax carbo- (and sugar-) loads before trail. Dude, that's what beer is for!

The pack went off...it got dark...there were lots of checks....but eventually most of us found the BX at The Cinema bar.
It's a kinda' past the sell-by date dive bar, but with live music. Note Asscrackistan working on Fungus to give her a good rego price for the Parker campout this weekend.
There was no whining about the price of the beer....thanks Sara.....but I think I maybe heard some whinging about the music.
Back On In......Saralegal ponders his trail: Hmmm, by not using much flour I kept the pack together. That's a good thing, right?
We had one Visitor - Osama Bin Hashin' from North Carolina.

Which reminds the pack of long missing LA hasher Never Bin Laidin'....
....Flipper brought him out....and she was the only Returner who drank. Non-drinking Returners(!) included Rosie, Arafat, Finger My Anus and Just Giselle.
New Boots - Smokey brought Just Kristen, and WLC brought Just John, who was MIA with the needs to be named hasher Just Cathy.
Sticky counted out Hashshit nominations on her fingers - one to Pot Ho.....looks like the local park dweller guy wanted one too.
More Hashshit nominations went to Stock Ho who stood in for Just Cathy who was hanging with New Boot John in the parking lot instead of drinking, and to Retracted for hashing instead of hanging with new mother Spankee in their apartment.

That rac-ist RTD was nominated, along with celebrity visitor Sarah Palin.
And since Govenor Palin decided to take time off campaigning and waving to Russian neighbors, we honored her with the Hashshit! I think she was hoping for a bail out from that maverick, Smokey, but it must have been voted down. Maybe these hashers will even vote for her, or not.
Just about then Flipper gave Saralegal a Hash Crime for turning down her offer of having a BX at her place, even though it is only a few blocks from the start and her refrigerator was freshly stocked with a case of beer!
Both Sara's drink! Both Sara's drink!

In honor of Rosh Hash-Anuh - A Hebrew Brew.
WLC got a text message from Just John saying he and Just Cathy were just chillin'......so Stock had to drink for Cathy again.
These Nancy boys drank for something.
Waddling had to drink for the wanker who put melamine in Chinese baby formula and milk.
And then somehow this reminded Penguin of something, so she and a local guy drank too. I guess you kinda' had to be there.

On On to the Bored Meeting at X and Stock's place on Wednesday night, 10/1.

9/22/08, #1456, Clubbin' on the Strip in WeHo

Hare Stick Bite with his not so secret Co-Hare RTD
Asian Incubation......Spankee with 2 more days til' baby-day.
Just LeeAnn and Just Dan, will these hashers ever get named? More about them later.
A Ho' and a Blo'

The clock says it's time to go...or at least Mikey does.
Here's the proof - Yak In the Box now has his LAH3 hash tag, really.
The hash has Standards!?! Or at least a stylin' Beer Check at the Standard's patio poolside lounge.
Damian garners style points for sneaking in a bumper of MGD.
Hot waitresses in short skirts served hashers drinks?!? I guess they hadn't figured out what bad tippers we are, yet.

Sherry Trifle goes highbrow with a yummy grapefruit margarita.

Who says drinking with your dog is low-class?

Hashers hung long enough to do some serious damage to Stick Bite's credit limit.
The next BX was supposed to be at the Rainbow Room. Hey R-Room, see all these pitchers? We could of bought them from you, that is if you had waived the $5 cover charge.
Apparently rumor has it that Sticky is pregnant. Let's just say the "red stain" under her seat should put that gossip to rest.

Saralegal says it's a good thing.
Hashers impressed the patrons of whatever dive we were in with a few hash songs......If you get there, before I doo......
Fun Times for Stick and Stock
A late'ish back on in with the pack feeling reeeeal good. Thanks Stick Bite and RTD!
But then Bum Likker reminded us that two amazingly good Beer Checks perhaps don't make up for the total lack of flour on the rest of the trail.

Hmmmm.....much hash pondering ensued.....
....and some (Sticky) finger pointing too.
Damian and Pot Ho drank for being Returners. Hey Stick Bite, I think my lesbian haircut looks better than yours.
Reigning HashShit Retracted came up with three rather lame nominations.
There were a few more weak nominations......

.....before the HashShit went to Sticky Fingers.
Oh yeah, but first there was a four way drink-off, where Sticky could have invoked the Guidelines.......but she didn't.
Thank God RTD bared her breasts....well sort of.
LeeAnn & Dan, the quiet vegetarians who have hashed with us for months and months, were called up for an impromptu hash naming. (Can it be impromptu after months and months???)
They will henceforth be known as Toxic Boner and Trader Ho!