Circle Haiku

Here come the police

We sing Kumbaya My Lord

They're not buying it

4/28/08, #1435, Almost 100 Hare-Jobs for Pillsbury Blow Boy

Here's to the Hares! Pillsbury Blow Boy with Mystery Hare Krackatoa
Xlax employs child labor to deliver beer. Way to go Dad!
RTD, Hozer and Just Todd, resting and refueling before trail.
Circuit "enjoys" some frosty head.The hares take off through downtown LA.
After the first of many checks the trail went to Olivera Street.
Marquis De Sade - What no margarita check?
Damian - I'm always worthy of another beer.

Cockodial & Penguin - Nice Twin-Sets!
As the sun sets, hashers get the truck away from the hills.
Back On In - Pillsbury proves he can go down for Krackatoa.
The visitors drink - Hi-Anus, Holy Tit, Low Beams and Dickorator.

And so do the Returners - Circuitcision & Little Dutch Boy
There were a bunch of New Boots - Just Megan, Lisa, Darrel, and Kevin
Sin-D-Bear stood in for Titty Bear as Hashshit (who I guess took shit from Sponge last week), with his nominations going to Shaggy Dog and Low Beams. Eventually the Hashshit was awarded in a flash to Horses Ass.

And the crowd thought it was good.

Holy Tit! That Ass Horses Can Drink!

And speaking of Asses, Almost Perfect entertained the crowd with the Black N'Blood Comedy Minute.
Then more drunken debauchery ensued...like the IDidARod sandwich with Dry Slot and SOSA.

Iggy and Low Beams drank for being racist bastards.

Damian has Spankee and Sum Dumb Chick racing thru their down down.

WLC whines to Just Cynthia about something.
Hey Bent and Oedipussy, here's what your wives are doing when you're not around!

When are we going to name Just Cynthia & Punja? (Hint to the Naming Committee - if you want to keep new harriettes coming to the hash, name them.)
A new tradition? A Stick Bite Moment? It's kind of like a senior moment...but funnier.
Will these girls flash? Dry Slot - No sir, not bloody likely, not bloody like-e-ly!

Squish....

Daredevil Hasher Haiku

Daredevil Hasher

I remember his last words

Hold my beer, watch this!

4/21/08, #1434, The Naming of the Shrews Hash

Hare Oedipussy tells the pack to bring a little green on trail, cuz it's kinda Earth Day....and there will be 2 Beer checks in pubs.
Xlax goes for a little tail.
The walkers take off before the pack, and seem pretty happy about it.

Then it's a lot of uphill....
...as the pack catches up.
Of course a bunch of hashers went down.
The first BX was in some upscale lounge near the ocean in Manhattan Beach.
I guess these guys would rather get back on trail then drink another $6 beer.

Liking dive bars,the pack hung at the second Beer Check...Sportsman's Castle.

IDidARod goes for 2 more beers.

While Titty Bear checks out the twins...
Back at the start - the meeting of the half-minds, aka, the Hash Naming Committee, commenced.
Oedipussy's preference for blond harriettes with funny accents ordering him about revealed itself in his choice of a mystery co-hare....Dry Slot.

A few of the visitors - Buster Hyman, Tit Mitt, and Boy George.
Just Brice will now give us 3 "good" Hashsit nominations. There were many Hashshit candidates....
...but Sponge took it for something about photos and harriettes flashing. Let's just say the only thing flashing here was the camera.
Meanwhile, Just Mena serviced Horses Ass. ...or at least his beer.

And then it was on to hash naming, with a lot of choices for Mena.....Pretty In Punk, Handle My Package, LA Sex, blah, blah, blah
...so many that her hash name was decided by a drink off. A Cockworth Orange drank for Strawberry Shitcake, and Titty Bear for F*ck If I Know.

Yeah, well, we all knew Titty Bear was was going to win that one.

Moving on(.com)...Just Jean will forever more be known as Papst Smear Ribbon...for something about working for Blue Cross.

Just Brice will go thru eternity as Whiny Little Cunt.....which somehow channeled Xlax's inner John Travolta.It must be the night fever, cuz Just John garnered the name Maple Queef...okay, so he's Canadian.
Apparently X was way out of orbit with the hash crime he gave Dr. Mikey.
Bent Penis gave Oedipussy a down down for not having a BX at his spec house, now that it's in escrow.
I'm not sure what this is about, and I don't think I want to know.
Here's to Whiny Lil' Cunt, Maple Queef, Fuck If I Know, & Papst Smear Ribbon, they're true blue, they are hashers through and through. They're real scumbags, so they say, tried to go to heaven but they went the other way!