12/29/07 - The Aging Capricorn, or Old Goat, Birthday Bash Hash

Some Old Goats celebrating their birthdaze - Bent Penis, Baby Crack Whore, Saralegal, ZZ Top Knot & Pot Ho
The hares, Bent, Sara & ZZ, explain that there will be three Beer Checks on Trail!!! What they fail to mention is that they will be really far apart...
Moan'N, Corny, Baby CW & Pot Ho go for a little skin on trail.

Hairy Palmer leads the pack thru a Vons parking lot.
Two hares & a Ho at the 1st (and best) BX.
Dr. Mikey with his sweat-stained t-shirt refuels at the 1st BX with CockWork Orange and a bunch of other hashers.
Penguin shops for small red-headed boys while on trail. Bent wonders if she can take him back!?!
I don't think that shopping cart will fit through the hole in the fence, but a bunch of hashers will.

Not My Johnson admires how Damian, Rodney Queen & Stock Ho go down on trail.
Wings brings up the rear...of the pack.
As the sun sets, hashers down a few brews at the 2nd beer check.
Then most of these wankers short-cut back to the start and miss the 3rd BX. (Okay, that would be me, too.)
RTD explains to Almost Perfect that the down downs are about to start. Too bad my camera battery died after this shot. But, the Hashshit went to ZZ Top Knot for laying a Stroller trail that was longer than the Eagle.

Stay tuned, I hope to add some party pics!

12/22/07 - The Yuletide In Brentwood Hash

Here's to the Hares! Marquis de Sade & Prince de Sade
Marquis mentions that it will be an excellent trail (and it was!), but oh, there won't be a Beer Check!!!!
Almost Perfect, Spankee and her mom, My Son-In -Law Is A Drunken Asshole, lead off the pack.
Solving the first (of many) checks, One Nut, My Son-In-Law..., and visitor All Black Nipples with her daughter.

The wankers go up the first hill.

Ummm, Spankee, I think you're going the wrong way.

Little tiny hashers hashing through the great big shig.

The Turkey/Eagle split, with the Eagles going up.
Pollywood - I think the trail goes this way!
One Nut and Ball Washer with a hilltop view of L.A.
It's all downhill after the Turkeys and Eagles meet.
Damian really likes going down.
Finger, Cream Puff and Dutch showing their animal magnetism
The perfect hashing family!
Pot Ho likes the younger, thinner Santa. Forget that old guy with a white beard.
The Red Hat Society at the hash!?! But we drink beer, not tea.
Prince de Sade drinks as a returner. So what if he was away at college, on the east coast.
Visitors English Cunt-ry Garden & All Black Nipples.
More returners, Sin-D with Beaner Bear, Rodney Queen, and Darth Vadar....plus two guys(!) in matching brown sweatshirts and knit hats.
There was one New Boot.
And the Hashshit goes to Marquis for his dry trail!

Get A Life H3 Returns with Holiday Lights Run

Get A Life H3 held its anal DWP Lights Show Run on Dec. 17.

Cockwork Orange, Stick Bite, Sum Dum Chik, Pillsbury Blow Boy

4H and his Other chat with some ugly elf



Cockwork Orange, Sum Dum, BenDover, RTD in a group hug as Pillsbury looks on




Who is that with Santa and what happened to his beard?



Cockwork got it



Can't get enough of ...Dry Slot? Wow!

Neither can BenDover

Dry Slot has quite an effect on BenDover!

Stick Bite takes credit for turning out Dry Slot

Better cum to the next hash to see what will happen next

12-15-07, Farewell to The Reverend Cum Sukker & Wet Willie Hash in Mar Vista. Bye Bye to BBB & 2 Guys, too. We'll miss you all!

And the Hares! Father Christmas and his sexy vixen elf. (Okay, so it's really Retracted & Spankee Yankee.)

Fungus and his pussy posse....Spankee, Jackmieauff, & Dry Slot
A Dip, A Drip & A Flip!
Don't miss the beer check, you bloody wanks!
Cum Sukker drinks cuz the wife has the kids. Bent pretends not to care.
Some body stop this man!

The pack searches for flour off a check.
Pollywood power walks with some dumb chick.
The Monster & The God Father
Slippery gets a doggy kiss. Where has that tongue been?

Just Ryan & Mouse Labia. First Period & Titty Bear
Almost Perfect wants the Hash Haberdasher to get more shirts from the 1985 Jingle Bell Jog.
Sum Dumb sez: Hey, I thought this was the L.A. hash.
Here's to the hares, blah, blah, blah...
New Boot Just Jill

Returners: Juggles, Cum Sukker, Flipper and Sum Dumb Chick
Sum Dumb with more returners, Jimmy Buttfuck, Beaver Fever and Peep-A-Boobs
Damian will now give 3 Hashshit nominations.....
...I think one had to do with guys in ugly hats.
Xlax notes a really good hash crime given by Flipper.

Upchuck drinks for new boots, & kinda gay ones at that....not that there's anything wrong with that.
Penguin admires the manly thrust of Bents delivery, of a hash crime. These people call themselves hashers, and yet they didn't run trail!
Stock Ho & Wet Willie preform as mice. Mouse Labia preforms as, well, a labia!?!