Nov. 23-25, North South Intercourse Invades Sant'O Barbara

Beef Eater & Stumbalina chill in their robes at the Friday night lingerie hash.
Let's just say that's not a good look for them....
Last Train wonders why he is sharing a beer with a guy in a feather boa & latex.


Sorry Howdy, but Wet Clam looks way better as a blond than you do....even Stick Bite and Space Available think so.

Weed-Whacker starts the Saturday trail with Father Abraham.
Kil-O-Twat gives Hozer the thumbs up...they made it to the Beer Check.
Screw Cap doesn't just love Moan'N from a distance, he loves her up close too.
Stumbalina will now stumble off the roof-top in his new wings.

Deep Stoke & Big Boobs get cozy at the On After party.

Hmmm, was it the Saturday trails or party that made these hashers look really sleepy, but happy too?

11-17-07 The 9th Anal Creamy Cockless (Now with Pussy) Ball Birthday Hash

Great Scot! The hares Cream Puff, Oedipussy and Ball Washer hang with a really drunk guy in a skirt.

Oedipussy shares with Creamy and Dr. Mikey that he hasn't gotten laid in ages. So when is Cockodial coming back from Australia?
Spankee and her Mom climb up trail.
Moan'N & One Nut at the crest.

Bun Huggers & Sherry Trifle going down.
Mouse Labia makes her way to the Beer Check.And a very scenic BX it was.
Not My Johnson, Rodney Queen, ATOV & 4H - all not admiring the view of the coast.

As the sun sets, Spankee shares a romantic hash stroll on the beach...with her Mom and some sleeping homeless guy.
Harlot gives her best come hither look. So where is Mikey?
Penguin gives Bent the hashshit, err, I mean a dirty diaper.
Almost drinks for a fellow oldster still on trail.
Rodney Queen, Oedipussy and Dancing Queen drink for something else.

Ball Washer seems pretty upset that Just Monty has a monkey on his back.
And the hashshit goes to Bent Penis for child and spousal abuse all because Scotland lost some lame soccer game.
A the Other V drinks for some sick reason.
Spankee's Mom will henceforth be known as My Son-In-Law is A Drunken Asshole. Welcome to America!!
Stock Ha (Ho is just not p.c.) admires Creamy's shaft.

11-10-07: Brand New Shiggy - Not!

Hare Bum Liquor announces that all the trails are closed for power line repair, so what was to be a shiggyfest has turned into another boring street run. But hey, it was okay!
Out with the old and in with the new...and it's not even New Years.

Saralegal shares the love with Bun Huggers & Got Milk.

Why are these hashers smiling? The Beer Check featured warm Miller Lite.
Some turds on trail...hashers, too.
Pollywood and Hard In The Saddle toast the trail with "coffee" and "soda".Here's to the hare, He's true blue.... or at least his jacket is.

Santa O'Barbara visiting hasher Rubber Dingy.
Co-GM Xlax with Returners Bun Huggers, Pregnant Pause, and Tight Chicken.
Drink it down, down, down.
Fungus, Moan'N and P-Pause - Private Party!

And the Hashshit goes to Jizzmark. (Hey, where's his action figure!?!)The horror film aficionado Just Temple will forever more be known as Psycho Butch.
Who knows why these guys are drinking, other than that it's the hash.
Moan'N to Got Milk - "I want to hold your gland."
Just Monty attempts a down down, again.
Hare Bum Liquor phones in the On On On location...geez!

11-03-07 Stroken's Bring A Trojan We're Going On A Beaver Hunt Hash

Just cuz this man is the hare, you don't have to listen to him...

...and they didn't.

The pack scavenges for clues to find trail. Oedipussy and DQ find one of the first clues, but then were pretty much clueless afterward. Like what else is new.

Venus, Massive TwoTits, Xlax and Marv Albert at the 1st BX.
An impromptu Beer Check was held at El Toro. The wait staff was snobby, but we drank there anyway.
The BX on Stroken's patio was much more fun, at least for Venus and Lance-a-Nut. Hard in the Saddle just likes to watch.

Is that Elmer Fudd, Elmer Fudge-Packer, or Hard In the Saddle in the middle of the hashshit drink off?

Slippery impresses the crowd with her imitation of a drunken beaver.

ZZ "Knothead" admires Squishes wiener. too bad it's not tofu.Bent and RTD say "Private Property, No Public Parties - Ha!"
If I only had a beer.
If I only were Hugh Heffner.